Pio: Man of Wood And Nails; Man Of Cloth and Some Sharp Needles; Man of Weakass Steal. Yes, that desibes Pio in every way. He's a boy who's ultimate dream in life is to become the best holiday guy in the world to join the ranks on Santa Clause and Easter Bunny. With his own creation of Memorial man, Pio has yet to succeed. Join him and his quest with the following links to the stories which I have written to be an attempt at funniness...