Disclaimer; Okay, let’s make this short and sweet; I don’t own Digimon: Digital Monsters, and I probably never will. The idea for this fic, as well as the way the list is set up, came from the movie "The 10 Things I Hate About You", I don’t own that either. Gomamon and Golamon are my muses, and, for your own good, don’t try and steal them. Believe me, you’ll be very sorry if you do (for reasons you’ll find out in this fan fic.
Author’s Note;
Alright, you probably won’t understand this if you haven’t read "Muses 101", so I’d suggest reading that one first. Even if you have read it, you probably need to know that Golamon’s nickname for my is Pixie. And, if you are under the same curse (namely muses) that I am . . . good luck.Dedication; As always, I’m dedicating this to my inspiration and spirit sis;
Hotaru Remieno. This is also dedicated to my two roudy, crazy, insane, and far to cute for there own good muses; Gomamon and Golamon.The 12 Things I Hate About Muses
By; Gomamon (Pix)
Gomamon swivled the computer chair excitedly. Shifting through his namesake author’s stored computer files and old fan fictions was always fun. This time he’d run acros some very funny attempts at early fan fics, perfect blackmail material. Then, a specific file caught his eye.
"Hey, Golamon, come over and look at this."
The grean haired digi poked her head out from under the blue and white bed. "What, is it another one of those ‘You may be a red neck if . . ‘ things Pixie always finds?"
"Nope, this one’s got to be something special."
"What do you mean ‘got to be’?
"Well, it’s titled Muses2."
"Huh, wonder what it could be."
"Oh no!"
"Oh no what?"
"Oh man. I can’t believe this!"
"Believe what?"
"It’s . . it’s . . . "
"Oh for goodness sakes, let me see that! Oh no!"
The two looked with dread at the works file omonesley titled ‘The 12 Things I Hate About Muses.’
"Oh man, she hates us!"
"No, no way! She can’t!"
"Are you sure, maby we shouldn’t have tied up her cat."
"Ya, and I don’t think it was such a good idea to flood the house that tenth time."
"Sh . . should we read it?"
"Well, uh . . . I guess so."
The 12 Things I Hate About Muses
By; Gomamon
I hate the way you pester me, and never leave me alone.
I hate the way you gang up on me.
I hate the way you never agree.
I hate the way you never let me get any work done.
I hate the way you sift the blame,
I hate that awfull way you sing.
I hate how you lead me off on tangents, so I forget what I have to do.
I hate the way you flood the house,
I hate the way you sleep on my cloths.
I hate the way you hate my cat.
I hate the way you tackle me, whenever I walk in the door.
But most of all; I hate the way that I can’t hait you, no, not at all.
"Awwwww, that’s so sweet!!"
"Ya . . hey wait a minuet! We don’t sing that bad, do we?"
The door swung open and Pix herself, with her arms full of bags and boxes stacked so high you could barely tell it was her. "Hey guys, what are you up to?" The two digimon muses looked at eachother for a moment, then took off; running streight for there author.
"Hey, guys? What are you doing?! Oh no, not again!!"