Cookie (Last one!): Item that MUST be eaten in front of a sibling.
Evaporate: Magic Trick performed by children when it's time to wash the dishes.
Floor: Place for all food not found on lap or chair.
Fried Foods: Gourmet cooking.
Germs: The only thing kid will share freely.
Kitchen: The only room not used when eating crumbly snacks.
Leftovers: Commonly described as gross.
Liver: A food that affects the genes, creating a hereditary dislike.
Measuring Cup: A kitchen utensil that is stored in the sandbox.
Metric: A system of measurement that will be accepted only after 40 years of wandering in the desert.
Napkin: Any worn cloth object, such as shirts and pants.
Natural Food: Food eaten with unwashed hands.
Plate: A breakable Frisbee.
Refrigerator: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner.
Soda Pop: Shake and Spray.
Table: A place for storing gum.
Thirsty: How your child feels after you've said your final "good night".
