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A Parent's Glossary of Kid's Kitchen Terms

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Boil: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "yuk" before food is even tasted.

Cookie (Last one!): Item that MUST be eaten in front of a sibling.

Evaporate: Magic Trick performed by children when it's time to wash the dishes.

Floor: Place for all food not found on lap or chair.

Fried Foods: Gourmet cooking.

Germs: The only thing kid will share freely.

Kitchen: The only room not used when eating crumbly snacks.

Leftovers: Commonly described as gross.

Liver: A food that affects the genes, creating a hereditary dislike.

Measuring Cup: A kitchen utensil that is stored in the sandbox.

Metric: A system of measurement that will be accepted only after 40 years of wandering in the desert.

Napkin: Any worn cloth object, such as shirts and pants.

Natural Food: Food eaten with unwashed hands.

Plate: A breakable Frisbee.

Refrigerator: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner.

Soda Pop: Shake and Spray.

Table: A place for storing gum.

Thirsty: How your child feels after you've said your final "good night".

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