Warning: This is the most perverse addition of Sexual Vanilla's Love Shack yet. Squeimish people, children, and the elderly I'd advise you to leave.
Hello, Hello, Hello, Heeellllloooo. I have come back to the House of Spam Cakes for this very special Birthday Edition of the Love Shack. Now I know it's been a while since ya'll have heard from the Vanilla one, but there's good reason for that. And let's just say, that reason is that she swore she was 18!
We have a lot of newcomers here to the ol' House of Spam Cakes, so let me tell you a little about myself and the beginning of the House of Spam Cakes. In the beginning there were just 3 rooms in the House of Spam Cakes. The Link Room, Meet Kane,and me. Now tell me ya'll, notice how I'm the only one that has staying power. I ain't heard from the Big Red Retard since April. And the Link Room, really who even checks that thing anymore? Just like in real life, I'm the one that everyone comes for. And that's what you call a double entendree.
Enough with that, I have 4 new birthday pick up lines for you today. That's right. Only four. My well is running dry. That's another double entendree.
DISCLAIMER: Sexual Vanilla's opinions are not necessairily those of anyone, living or dead. And, I'd advise you honestly not to use these pick up lines unless you're extremely overconfident...
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Top 4 New Birthday Pick Up Lines
