It is obvious that my opinions are far superior to that of the average wrestling fan, actual wrestlers, and I am head of shoulders above the WWF creative team without a doubt. First up, I must talk about the BLASPHAMOUS Wrestlemania which us TRUE wrestling fans must seen behold. I can not begin to stress how disappointed I am with a Wrestlemania Main Event comprised of THE ROCK...AND HULK HOGAN?!!!! GAG ME, ALREADY!!! The Rock has no place in a wrestling ring, regardless of what the 'marks' out there say. His catch phrases are cockamamay, and the People's elbow is one of the goofiest manuevers I have ever witnessed. And Hulk Hogan...GEESH!!! HE MUST BE PUSHING 60 BY NOW!!!! He's too old to wrestle, and him being on the card is nothing but bad news for TRUE wrestling talents such as Tadao Yasuda and Minoru Tanaka that DESERVE a spot in the WWF!!!!!!! The Rock Vs Hulk Hogan as part of an undercard match up on like Heat or something, I could see. But WRESTLEMANIA??? COME ON!!!!! GAWD!!! What are Stephanie McMahon and Paul Heyman THINKING booking such a DUD?! I'm sure some of the 'less' informed wrestling fans out there are probably already typing up their e-mails to me wanting to know how I'd book Wrestlemania. I'll tell you. First of all, forget everything that's happened in the last 2 months. This is what I'd do. Okay, first of all, I would NOT bring in Hogan, Hall and Nash. They're all old men that cause too many problems, we don't need that. BUT, I'd still bring in the NWO. Only it would consist of Scott Norton, The Great Muta, and be lead by Curt Henning!!!! And instead of doing promos, ambulance spots, and spray painting people they would put on GREAT WRESTLING MATCHES. Don't the McMahons get it?! NOBODY and I mean NOBODY ,except for marks out there ,watches Professional Wrestling for the interviews, backstage segments, sneak attacks, and no-talent bikini clad bimbos. But back to the main point of this story, I would so totally book the Great Muta and Scott Norton in a match against Chuck and Billy for the Tag Titles at Wrestlemania. It would be a great thrill for the fans to see the Eastern style of Norton and Muta taking on the Western style of Chuck and Billy. The next match I would book would be a 60 Minute Iron Man Match featuring Curt Henning (and I'd like to point out..he'd be Curt Henning and not his HORRIBLE Mr. Perfect gimmick) taking on Chris Jericho for the Undisputed Championship. Even I would 'mark' out for this one! And finally..the Wrestlemania main event would be...A 120 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH BETWEEN LANCE STORM AND TEST!!!!!! If this gets booked (oh please oh PLEASE let it be booked!) this would be great for Toronto, I mean both of these guys are Canadians right? (even though Test doesn't always ACT like a TRUE Canadian) I only hope the WWF Creative Team will listen to me because let's face it Rock Vs Hogan is NOTHING to look forward to. TEST VS LANCE STORM- 120 MINUTES IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE!!! LISTEN TO THE MASSES, MY GAWD!!! But of course, nobody will listen to my ideas...they never do. And when the ratings for Smackdown are in, and they're down .1 well...can't exactly be mad at me for saying "I told you so". Cheers, The Smart Mark Send any and all hate mail here: hellobrowneyes@hotmail.com
