For years now, I've been saying that Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars fame would make a great pimp. But nobody would belive me. But now, I have proof that not only would he make a great pimp, but he is in fact an actual pimp! The following are some still frames from scenes that have been cut out of various Star Wars films. Now I am going to warn you, that if you have a problem with pimps and/or Jabba the Hutt then you might as well hit the back button on your browser and leave now. Okay, you've had your chance soldier. Now it's time for me to unveil the evidence... Above: And here we see Jabba, with Mr. Hans Solo, and none other than the Pimpbot 5000. Here, both Jabba and his Pimpbot 5000 are trying to persuade Mr. Solo into spending some extra cash on some of their finest 'ladies of the night'. Notice the cockiness that Jabba exhibits, as his hat is tipped to the side. This frame comes moments before the famous knife fight between the Pimpbot 5000 and Hans, which is (of course) forever lost thanks to editing. Above: Now unknown to most movie goers, in the newest Star Wars film, (Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace For those who have been living under a rock.) George Lucas wanted to originally bring back the pimp gimmick which was lost in the earlier films. However, out of fear that sponsors would pull out, and the film would lose some of it's younger audience due to parents having problems with their children viewing pimps, this was also lost from the film. However, a few scenes were shot before Mr. Lucas made his finaly decision. And the above photo is the scene (which was cut), that took place right before the pod race. Jabba was quoted as saying, 'Whoever the winner is, will get a night with my best hoe!' Needless to say, this never made the final cut. So there you have it. Jabba the Hutt is nothing more than a Soopa Pimp. And we can no longer fool ourselves into thinking otherwise. I am tHe EnigmA, and this has been an International House of Spam Cakes exclusive. *Disclaimer: The characters on this page are properties of their respected companies (NBC for Pimpbot, Lucas Arts for Jabba the Hutt and Hans Solo. And I am not profiting from any of this. But the last 2 images were my own creation, and please don't take any of them without asking. You can link to this site, but please do NOT take the images. Thank you muy much.) Whoever said Pimpin' Ain't Easy?! Get back to the main page!
