The voice in the well utters
"Don't put your elbows on the table. And, incidentally, when objects are randomly teleported, they often return to their original location."
Well...that *might* be useful. If you were at a fancy dinner party, that is...
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This part of the planet has a well. And it seems to definitely be a wishing well!
Wish you were where Elmira is
Wish for a big plateful of spaghetti
Wish for another piece of miscellaneous advice
North
West 
East
South
