A: “So, why’re you called ‘RK’?”
RK: “’Cause it’s easier than my full name.”
A: “Well, duh, it’s only 2 letters. Wot’s your full name?”
RK: “Kell-Lee Revolutianoire Keshmon.”
A: “Damn! You’re parents must’ve hated you!”
RK: “I think they thought it was funny. Something about rolling ‘trippingly off the tongue’.”
A: “More like falling flat on your face and crying ouch. I can see why you use ‘RK’.”
RK: “Yah. More mysterious, too.”
A: “Either that, or just kinda creepy.”
RK: “Creepy’s ok. Makes people P|-|34R M3.”
A: “But it could stand for anything!”
RK: “Yeh, like wot?”
A: “Like Rabid Kisser.”
RK: “… Only you would think of that. Besides, who would name a kid that?”
A: “Or Rude Koala.”
RK: “Shut up, dude.”
A: “Or Really Khaki.”
RK: “Shut the fuck up, dude.”
A: “Or Retarded Kid.”
RK: “Don’t make me hurt you.”
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