• Allergies - Already have that.
• Asthma - Don't need it
• Bad Habits - Actually, I think I'll check this one. I don't think I have as many as I need.
• Blood Pressure - Well, yeah, I need it. Otherwise I'd be dead.
• Colon: Get it? I used a colon for colon? Get it? Anyway, yeah, despite the disagreements we've had, I like keeping it around.
• Crippled - No.
• Depression - I already have plenty of that. I don't need anymore. Fact is, I've gotten rid of a lot of it.
• Skin Condition - Wasn't this mentioned?
• Fainting spells - Don't need it, but it would be interesting to have at parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals, etc.
• Female Problems - I have all the female problems I can handle! OH! ZING!
• Anorexia - Yeah. I should get this to counter the weight problems.
• Bulemia - No thanks. I'm not into vomit.
• Headaches - Don't need those.
• Stomach Problems - I just have the one, but it's a real bastard. I don't need more.
• Kidney Problems - No, I'm fine.
• Legs - Yes. I need them to reach the gas pedal and to get my butt to the bathroom.
• Mental Illness - Who really needs this?
• Family Problems - Hmmm. My family is pretty peaceful....
• Chronic Pain - LOL 420 SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!!!
• Rheumatism - Not even sure what it is, but I don't think I need it.
• Smoking - I don't need it, but I like it.
• Diabetes - I'll pass on that one.
• Peace of Mind - Yeah, I could use some of that.
• Ulcers - I figured that would be under stomach problems.
• Out of Work - I don't need that. Quite the opposite, actually. I need to stay employed.
• Pay Raise - Yes!
• Apartment - Already got one.
• Get out of Debt - It'd be great, but with the economy as it is...
• Clothing - I need it, but I have plenty
• Furniture - I actually have a bit too much.
• Children - NO!
• Husband/Wife - Again, I'm quite happy with the one I have.
• Other - Well, they didn't mention Parkinson's, but I don't really need it anyway.

Let's look at the nifty envelope!