The first thing you'll notice is that Jesus looks kind of like Sean Penn in this picture. It's the nose that does it. That and the chin.

Anyway, it seems that the senior minister at St. Matthew's will be praying for my specific needs once I send them out. He'll be in his prayer closet at 1:03. What do you mean you don't have a prayer closet? I thought everyone had those! I use mine to store coats. Evidently, the minister guy keeps his clothes in his prayer closet. I have a closet like that, but it's where I store all my Star Wars stuff. It's quite a respectable collection, but that's not important now. What's important now is this knowledge that has been handed to me. The mystery of God's pros and cons still remains. It needs to be solved, and it is up to me to solve it. Right now, all I have is someone telling me they're praying for me in their closet. What about the answers, the solution to the great riddle? Hold on. The letter asks God to guide my letter through the postal system without getting lost. Is that is? Is that God's cons? What does it all mean? This page has provided me nothing. I pray that the answer lies on the last page.