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NICK   Jayce
NAME Melissa Jayce Claudia Anastasia Guajardo ( boy thats a long name
to type out!!!!)
AGE Not telling unless you ask me to.
GENDER Female (Ive got the plumbing system of one anyways!!!)
LOCATION Sydney (excitment capital of AUstralia, but then again I'm bias)
DESCRIPTION Whats there to say?? I might sound a bit wierd on the computer but Im even weirder in *REAL* life when I live out my quiet and very comotose social life................. Im five foot five (163cm), brown hair, brown eyes and olive complextion. Hey why am I giving out my details????!!!!. I feel like Im in one of those compitions where you have to give out your creditentials, like a fashion parade. Im a *HUGE* fan of DAAS, esp Tim whom I think deserves to be put on display in a glass box with some holes in it so he can breathe, in fact I consider him as GOD in a sense.  I consider Richard as a lost puppy that need a good master, and Rich can come and nestle on the foot of my bed anytime. And Paul, well .........Paul is Paul so I just treat him like a human being 'cause he's too serious in real life.
EMAIL jayce87@hotmail.com
   
NICK scumbag (the ex-sloth. I needed a change)
NAME Rebecca
AGE 16
GENDER Female
LOCATION Darwin, NT, Australia
DESCRIPTION  Ha, was I the first one? Prolly not. Descibe me? Aaargh, there's a scary thought. Me? Well.. how about: total psycho, prone to signing loudly (+ badly, he he) in all public places, feels that if you have a problem with me, do something about it (but please, no more arsenic -it's not working I tell you), horse rider and owner, um.. doing year 12, mainly studying art and english. Loves all comedy, is easily pissed off and bores quickly. Needs DAAS to live, it's true - just ask the spritual healer down the road, DAAS saved me from the slide into deep, dark depression. I am a much happier person these days. Thanks guys. Love ya forever :) That's all, maree did say not to make it tooooo long. :) Before I go I would just like to mention that I am full of crap....if you hadn't noticed..he he.
EMAIL KapitalDevil@bigpond.com.au
 
NICK PolarBear
NAME Karen
AGE 16
GENDER Female
LOCATION Perth, Western Australia
DESCRIPTION Large, white, furry, black nose.. oh you mean really?  Well, i'm a short, brown hair, blue eyes.  I like to eat penguin sushi and soft seal sanwiches.. thats all I think :o)
EMAIL karenfisher_@hotmail.com
WEBPAGE http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Club/2228
 
NICK Krissy
NAME Kristin.... nah, I'm not telling my last name :)
AGE 16
GENDER Female
LOCATION Hobart, Tasmania.  However, according to some people, I don't actually exist because no one really LIVES in Tasmania.
DESCRIPTION Description of myself? umm.... what can I tell you?  Not the physical stuff coz that's boring.  So, first of all I'll tell you some things I like: My friends, meeting people, laughing, GNW and DAAS (both go without saying), bushwalking, basketball, orienteering, netball, horseriding... That'll do.  I enjoy doing lots of stuff and trying new things.  I'm regretting not having done more in the last few years, because now that I'm in grade 11 I have no time to do all these new things I want to do!  Ah well.  I could give you my whole philosophy on life, but I think this will suffice for now.  :)
EMAIL kraw@mailbox.stmic.tas.edu.au
   
NICK starbug
NAME not given
AGE 20
GENDER Female
LOCATION I'm a VICTORIAN!!!
DESCRIPTION Just lil ol' me. Nuttin special. Another nominee for the most beautiful, short, dark haired person award. (hehe) Obviously my likes (understatement of the year) are Red Dwarf and the Dougs. I'm a weekend chatter. Or will be.
EMAIL other_eden@hotmail.com
 
NICK Sally
NAME Sally
AGE 17
GENDER Female
LOCATION Melbourne, Vic
DESCRIPTION Well i cant really do that because i would be totally bias! But the simple stuff, i have blonde hair, blue eyes, i am a dancer and i walk around saying the words "pretty ballerina".  So you know if you here those words, it must be me!  I am a mad DAAS and GNW fan! I guess that really says it all!
EMAIL Sem_35@hotmail.com
 
NICK Jessie
NAME Jessie!! What else?? Heheh.
AGE 16, 17 in May
GENDER Female
LOCATION Young, NSW
DESCRIPTION Ummm... OK... 161cm, short (chin length) blonde hair, blue eyes, a few freckles. That's about it really. I'm not going to go any further because I'll just bore you to death  *g*
EMAIL clegg@yol.net.au
 
NICK Alisso
NAME Catherine Churchward
AGE 17
GENDER Female
LOCATION Penrith
DESCRIPTION Ooh, a description of me. . . ummmm. I don't know what to say. Better start somewhere. I've been a MOSHer, GNW chatter and GNW fan for almost nine months now (now being Feb '99), and I blame the GNW stuff on my brother (he listens to JJJ and was the 1st person in my family to really watch a lot of GNW) and the DAAS stuff on MOSH and my mum (she was a Big Gig fan, and says she likes DAAS, but not "their material"). Basically, IT'S NOT MY FAULT! *g* Don't you just love passing the buck. My friends from school say that I'm obsessed, but, as I keep on reminding them, it's not an obsession, it's a hobbey! What more can I say?
EMAIL alisso29@hotmail.com
WEBPAGE www.angelfire.com/me/alisso
 
NICK David_McGahan
NAME Brian <something>
AGE 20
GENDER Male
LOCATION Sydney area, Australia
DESCRIPTION Hmmm....ok - about 5ft10in, short dark brown hair,  pale skin, freckled (but they're goin'....), twisted little sense of humour, cynical, sarcastic, obsessive, compulsive, opressed, repressed, depressed, supressed, nosey, irritating, irritable, loves going to the theatre and the movies (I'm good at being in the dark), Paul McDermott, Shaun Micallef, Paul Gross and Toby Allen, looking for 6ft+ SWM (yes, that's an M) to share long romantic walks and all-round good times. Please respond via #goodnewsweek ....oh, that's not what you meant, is it?
EMAIL Nobby_Doldrums@hotmail.com
 
NICK Coco
NAME ummmm, just call me Coco
AGE 17
GENDER Female
LOCATION Go Victoria!!!
DESCRIPTION Well, i'm tall, blonnde........nah just kidding. I wont bore you with a description, but I love gnw, daas and anything paul related (thats why i'm here, right?). Well, thats about it, you'll get to know me better when you chat to me. Seeya around!
EMAIL chocolate143@hotmail.com
WEBPAGE www.i_dont_have_one_because_i'm_too_busy.com
 
NICK Bentley
NAME Claire
AGE 17
GENDER Female
LOCATION Northern Victoria
DESCRIPTION Well, I visit chat occasionally and catch up on all the Mosh-y gossip and see what people are thinking about GNW. People say I'm weird, and
I tend to agree with them... mainly over my obsession with lime green, but that's another webpage! :) I have loved the Allstars for a few years now, (and people said I would get over it after Dead and Alive! Ha!). My favorite Allstar? Um, it changes every week, depending on what I've been watching! Favorite song? Changes every week too, but I always come back to Mexican Hitler. Oops! This is way too long... see ya in chat! :)
EMAIL mex_hit@yahoo.com
WEBPAGE http://bounce.to/tangawarra
 
NICK nezza9999
NAME Nerida Holford
AGE 35
GENDER Female
LOCATION townsville
DESCRIPTION 35 female. I think paul is very sexy
EMAIL nholford@optusnet.com.au
 
NICK Ondine
NAME Ask me and I might tell you:>
AGE 20something
GENDER Female
LOCATION Perth, the capital of the middle of nowhere:>
DESCRIPTION About 5ft6, Dark brown eyes, straight black hair
down to the hips, slightly stocky. Taste for top hats and
black clothing.

Not that that really describes *me*, but that's as close as I
am going to get. I have a strange sense of humour that gets
louder and sharper with the increasing size of the group I'm
with.:> I am extremely loyal to friends, and I write crap
poetry. I am obsessed with food, 80's music, cats and Paul
McDermott. (Just not all at once, that would be messy:> )
I'm not on all that much but feel free to drop me a line.

EMAIL ondine@aisnet.net.au
 
NICK HopeSpice
NAME Hope (duh)
AGE 19
GENDER Female
LOCATION Oakleigh in the Comedy Capital, MELBOURNE
DESCRIPTION Hmmm.  About 160cm, 170cm in my black platforms.
Strawberry blonde hair...originally mousy brown.  Brown eyes,
too much eye make up.  I'm a flirt, an alco, but most of all a
survivor.  I love all comedy - I'm not particualry choosey,
but keep me away from the 4 Noels. 
Favourite drink - Vodka and rasberry.
Favourite saying  - Chuck me a Maxibon, I'm going to the
Cheeseshop!
EMAIL fiveblindboys@hotmail.com
 
NICK Snow White
NAME Kimberely
AGE 18
GENDER Female
LOCATION Australia
DESCRIPTION I am a young interested University student... I
think that I am referred to as a "dope smoking, dole budging
student" by your show.  I love the satirical humour of 'Good
News Week' because I believe that if the world laughed at
itself more, everything would be better.
EMAIL zzwatt@hotmail.com
 
NICK Chupa chup
NAME Ms C. Chup
AGE 15
GENDER Female
LOCATION Geelong
DESCRIPTION Alive, obsessed, um....
EMAIL blue_girl51@hotmail.com
 
NICK MasherMosher, MM, Diver Dan...anything silly buggerish...
NAME Ronald McDonald
AGE 15
GENDER Female
LOCATION Narnia
DESCRIPTION Whoopee...want to know about me eh?  I'm wrecked in the brain, which can either be funny or scary.  I've managed to not be kicked out of chat yet, which I am rather proud of. See why I am not an op? Umm..I play spankies with McDermott and cards with Satan.  You're free to join in, just email me...
EMAIL burning_in_the_abyss@yahoo.com
WEBPAGE www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Club/2228
 
NICK HillyJane
NAME Hilary
AGE 34
GENDER Female
LOCATION Perth
DESCRIPTION Old, obsessed with Paully, sad really. Another fabulously gorgeous redhead, alone but not lonely.
EMAIL hillyjane@hotmail.com
 
NICK Rimmer aka. Rimsey aka Queen Rimmer aka HRH Rimsey aka Paul_the_Felchmeister aka Snooty Spice
NAME Tara
AGE 20
GENDER Female
LOCATION Melbourne
DESCRIPTION Um, most MOSHers would probably say antagonistic. I have a tendancy to have fake orgies in chat with Hopespice aka Tim_the_Felchee and MM aka Rich_pulls_his_doodle. I have a tendancy on Mosh to piss everyone off. I see too much comedy and have an abysmal credit card bill. My nick probably describes me all too well... Yesterday i bought a spice girls doll and a toy gun that makes noises. I have an Adelaide Crows tattoo and a rather scary knowledge of BritCom. I'm straight but all too happy to swing if Sporty Spice was offering... I'm the biggest snob i know and i have a superiority complex. so there. amen.
EMAIL queenrimmer@hotmail.com
WEBPAGE http://over.to/douganthonyallstars
 
NICK zzxavier
NAME Fiona Taylor
AGE 16
GENDER Female
LOCATION adelaide-pauls home town till he moved to canberra when he was 11!!!!
DESCRIPTION im an alien from the planet 'MCDERMOTT' and i worship my god !!!(paul)
EMAIL zzxavier@hotmail.com
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