Gotham Chess Quotes - F

f3 is called the Barnes Opening, because only a barnyard animal would play it.

Five-hundreds do not even know that knights go backwards.

For absolutely no reason, white has just gone from plus 3.5 to minus 5 in two moves. That's why we love 500 Elo chess, because completely unprompted, left to their own volition, just like a dog and something chewy, they will destroy it and scatter it all over your living room.

Forty seconds spent on this move! Maybe he was getting delivery food at the front door.

Fourteen points of material are outside the battle just having a cigarette.

From this point forward, whatever drugs these players took prior to sitting down and playing this game, kicked in.