Gotham Chess Quotes - E

Engines are like, "Euh! Disposable pawn - I don't need it." You are like, "Euh! Disposable queen and rook and knight and also that bishop and also my king."

Essentially what happens when you make an illegal move is they take the clock and - bash you over the head with it.

Every time you respond to c4, d4 or Nf5 with the move f4, it is known as the Dutch. If you respond to e4 with f4, it is known as the Idiot Opening. (It's actually known as the Fred for some reason).

Everybody knows that the best way to create counterplay is to run the king to the other side of the board.

Everybody knows that when you can take three for nothing it is better to give up ten instead.

Everybody knows the saying, "When there is a mate in one, look for one in two - or three!"

Everybody knows the saying, "When you have a pawn and a knight hanging, the best thing to do is more your queen defending neither and to blunder a fork."