I am creating this page to enhance peoples knowledge of our family members,
you may use any info on this page to assist in creating a geneology profile.
You will find many interesting tidbits as you peruse this page.
More information will be forthcoming on many others, enjoy.
Lets begin with Stacey:

Born: Stacey Bernice Eaker

Stacey was born on a cold January Morning in an Indianapolis suburb known as the Bottoms at the Westside free clinic,
We were concerned, not knowing what, if any, complications would arise.
There was at best a 50-50 chance of her being born a crack or heroin baby.
There was at worst a 50-50 chance of her being born a drama queen.
Oh, how we hoped for the prior, but as fate would have it, we were parents of
a 100% bonefide drama queen, and to add a few more turds to the punch bowl,
God also endowed her with “Chronic fabrication disorder”, and a dash of “Add to the story syndrome”
She grew at a fairly fast pace, though she was only 13 she was larger than the other kids in her kindergarten class.
Upon graduating kindergarten 2 years later, she decided to become betroved to Elmer Ray.
Now ol’ Elmer were’nt the sharpest crayon in the box, but he did have most of his teeth.
She and he were hitched on February 15, 1991 at the place Elmer worked.
We had a great time at the wedding except for the elephant shit everywhere, but the Strong Man, Bearded Lady
and the Midget Clowns made it all worth while. Her’n Him lasted just over 5 weeks in marital bliss, at this time she had found out about
Elmer’s infidelities. She could have forgive him for his indiscetions with the bearded lady,
but in no way was she about to accept his trist with PePe the Ambiguous She_He Clown.
How the worm turns, but more later on this.
Stacey grieved for 2 days over her broken heart, then she bounced back and was soon on the prowl for someone even more bonefide and commited to a life of servitude.

I have learned through experience that if you sneeze without some sort of kleenex,

you will then have to take matters in your own hands

Now we shall explore my Mother:
Born: Wanda Lou York

Wanda was born on a hot June day in the ghetto's of Indianapolis,

This is a photo of Aspen Michael Carter,
our Grandson
I just call him "NUTSACK"

This is a photo of Christian Macmillan Bertram,
our Grandson
I just call him "BALLBAG"

What did one nut say to the other?

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Nutsack and Ballbags Mudder,
Stacey Bernice Jones
Brandon, Florida Gal

Known to the
Indianapolis Police as:
Sqeaker B. Eaker

Panties are not the best thing on earth,

but next to it.

Come on down to:
MYSPACE BABY

Click My Pic!

SQUEEZE MY ASS AND MAKE ME SQUEAL YOU SAVAGE!!