mr pibb is a Tool of satan
Some friends and I went into a little cafe for a little
time of eating together. The waitress comes to take
our drink orders, and as I always do, I said, "I would
like Dr. Pepper please."
It was then that this waitress said the most vile thing
one could ever say. This waitress earned herself a place
in hell next to all the other waitresses that have been
sent there for saying the exact same thing. I mind you
that for the purposes of this writing, I must type this
wretched phrase..."No, I'm sorry, but we DO have Mr. Pibb."
EVIL DEVIL-WOMAN!!!!
Dear hearts, this is not an acceptable response, and these
people should be reported to the proper authorities.
People, Mr Pibb is an evil tool of satan. Satan uses this drink, places it under an earthly
name, "Mr Pibb" to demask and attempt to defeat the
truly heavenly beverage that is Dr Pepper. It is these
vile people (or as I prefer to blatantly call them,
"demons"), that satan has placed on our earth to
promote his drink, Mr Pibb, which he will one day use
to attract all its drinkers on a straight path to their
nasty cafe-dwelling in hell.
I am truly sorry that this had to be expressed on
such a happy place as my website, but it is information
that the world needs to know. I consider it my duty as
an American, Christian, and avid Dr Pepper drinker to
inform the general public of this sad sedcuction satan
has deceptively placed in our happy environment. So...
JUST BEWARE!!!
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