mr pibb is a Tool of satan




Some friends and I went into a little cafe for a little time of eating together. The waitress comes to take our drink orders, and as I always do, I said, "I would like Dr. Pepper please."

It was then that this waitress said the most vile thing one could ever say. This waitress earned herself a place in hell next to all the other waitresses that have been sent there for saying the exact same thing. I mind you that for the purposes of this writing, I must type this wretched phrase..."No, I'm sorry, but we DO have Mr. Pibb."

EVIL DEVIL-WOMAN!!!!

Dear hearts, this is not an acceptable response, and these people should be reported to the proper authorities.

People, Mr Pibb is an evil tool of satan. Satan uses this drink, places it under an earthly name, "Mr Pibb" to demask and attempt to defeat the truly heavenly beverage that is Dr Pepper. It is these vile people (or as I prefer to blatantly call them, "demons"), that satan has placed on our earth to promote his drink, Mr Pibb, which he will one day use to attract all its drinkers on a straight path to their nasty cafe-dwelling in hell.

I am truly sorry that this had to be expressed on such a happy place as my website, but it is information that the world needs to know. I consider it my duty as an American, Christian, and avid Dr Pepper drinker to inform the general public of this sad sedcuction satan has deceptively placed in our happy environment. So...

JUST BEWARE!!!


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