MURPH'S LAW
*If something can go wrong, it will*
This was taken from the comics page of the Indianapolis Star Paper in 1982...
Cute little sayings...by: Frising
This is what the comic looked like...
no matter WHAT you do, WHERE, WHEN, or WITH WHOM, you will wish EVENTUALLY that you had done SOMETHING else, SOMEPLACE else, SOME OTHER time BY YOURSELF.
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the longer you put it off the worse it will get
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if you get the day shift your spouse will get the night shift
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a one pound box of chocolate will weigh ten pounds after you eat it
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never leave a hungry dog to guard a butcher shop
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your daughter won't marry for money
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brag on a used car and you will soon be walking
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relaxation can be a lot of hard work
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nothing is spelled the way it sounds
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anything that works on the first try won't on the second
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if you like it the way it is, they'll change it
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ladders are never long enough
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girls with the most curves have the most angles
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it is easier to gain a pound then lose an ounce
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a bird in the hand is better then two overhead
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the book you want from the library will already be checked out
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the person bringing the hamburger buns will arrive 30 minuets after the hambburgers are served
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money and happiness are not inseperable
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you get a sales clerk only when browsing
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the express lane will be closed only when you have the correct number of items
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second thoughts only show you weren't thinking in the first place
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the light switch will always be on the other side of a dark room
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the itch will be where you can't reach it
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the first hole will be drilled in the wrong spot to fit the second hole
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mental reservations are usually made in advance
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when you get there you will forget what you came after
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the rally tough ones will be directed to you
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buying is easy but selling is tough
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the further you've traveled to get it, the more likely it will be gone
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in order to make any situation serious you need only take it seriously
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the more important the guests, the more likely you are to burn dinner
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people who marry for money divorce for the same reason
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if you like it the way it is, they'll change it
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paint and reupholster your car the engine will fall apart
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blame can always find a home
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the smaller the print the bigger the catch
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the prize in a cereal box will be on the bottom
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the diet that does the most good will be the hardest to stay on
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money and happiness are not inseperableeverything that can go wrong hasn't yet
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you will throw away the antiques and keep the junk
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things needing to be done around the house will increase to fill all spare time as it becomes available
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a fool and his money are soon parted
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it is hardest to forget what you don't want to remember
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