Jasmine Goff 1999™
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys,
and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day
he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.
Instead
of explaining things to Johnny,she told him to hide behind
the curtains
one night. He watched his older sister and her boyfriend.
This he did.
The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his
mother.
" 'Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then
he turned off most of the lights.
Then he started kissing and hugging her.
I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking
funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand
inside her
blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except
he's
not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have Trouble
finding her heart.
"I guess he was getting sick too,because pretty soon both
of them
started panting and gettin' all out of breath.
"His other hand must of been cold because he put it under her
skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh
and
squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This
was when
her fever started.
"I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt
really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick -- a big eel had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and
stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it
in one
hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really
scared--her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started
calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the
biggest one
she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake
by our house!
"Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting
its head off.
All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held
it tight
while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over
the eel's
head to keep it from biting again.
"Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get
a scissor-lock
on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up
a hell of a fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and her
boyfriend almost
upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing
it
between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great
sigh.
"Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel.
I knew because it just hung there, limp,
and some of its insides were
hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from
the battle,
but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging
and kissing her again.
"By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped
straight up and
started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats-- they have nine
lives or something.
This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by
sitting on it.
After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel.
This
time, I knew it was dead for sure because I saw Sis's boyfriend
peel its
skin off and flush it down the toilet."
Aren't Kids great?? *LMAO*
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