Disclaimer This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Void where prohibited.
Some assembly required.
Batteries not included.
Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Subject to CAB approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice.
For off road use only.
As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Slippery when wet.
For office use only.
Edited for television.
List was current at time of printing.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles.
Penalty for private use.
Falling rocks.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
You must be present to win.
No purchase necessary.
Use only in well ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No solicitors.
No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.