Here are some of the jokes I have gotten in my mail. You will notice that none of them are just outright sick, even though a few of them may contain a word or two someone might object to. I look at it this way, a joke that no one could object to in any way shape or form would be boring. So, all those in favor of total censorship please hit your "back" arrow now.

Note: (*) indicates picture or graphic file. (**) indicates executable or other dowloadable file (may require PC running Win9x) all others are plain black text on a white background so make sure your printer is on and ready.

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*One more good one on Clinton
*Always make sure your "I" is standing up straight
*Medical Oddities Department
A computer poem for those over "35-ish"
Redneck Census Form 2000
Sneezing disorder

More idiots! I swear they're everywhere
*Far Side is out, Dilbert is in!
Oh, LeRoy! Get on in here, son!
State Mottos
Rejection lines and what they really mean
Yes, it's another blonde joke
These new watches are amazing
Diary of a mad Viagra housewife
Love being in Tech Support
*Microsoft's new keyboard - it's all you need
*Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
Idiots EVERYWHERE!
Potential vs. Reality
Ever wonder how you REALLY measure up?
Pet discipline
Diary of Bonkers the cat!
15 Answers to every question a woman asks
Tourists meet the local blond
Stuck on an island with Cindy
*Don't you wish YOUR PC could do all this?
Strange things happen in the morgue
The Spell Check (a classic)
*Beer Advertisment
More confessional humor.
Redneck Computing.
The 1999 Darwin Awards.
Contract for Santa
End of the world.
*The Greatest summer job ever!
In flight panic
If the guy in this joke had been on Gilligan's Island
Confessional Humor
Learn to speak Chinese
Been a long time since you smiled at a blonde joke?
Technical Support for the Married Man
Politically incorrect, something to offend everyone!
*At last, an honest man!
This MIGHT just be the last good Clinton joke
A grieving widow
30 harsh things a woman can say to a naked man.
Maybe you could join this church, but would you want to?
Tragic, simply tragic.
Giving it up for Lent
*Are you addicted to the internet
*The typical male
*Had your eyes checked lately
**New WordPad from Microsoft includes Spelling and Grammar check
*Some guys are just too picky about how their wife dresses.
Looking for work? Why not try Vegas?
A woman and a sailor.
*This is great. Someone's in the doghouse!
**The woman song.
Very sad medical story.
Motel of the future, don't let this happen to you.
So lame it's cute, see if you can figure it out before you read the end.
And be ye not drunk with wine.
Six Presidents on a sinking ship Another on one Clinton.
*The funniest Far Side comic from my calendar so far this year.
Another Top 10 List
So you want to date my daughter
Be careful what you ask for.
**Just a little stress relief.
Why do condoms come in different quantities?
Any questions about the way things are? Here it is.
**The FROG BLENDER. (Come on, you got the time to download it)
*Postcards from Spring Break (This is one no one bought).
Look out pedestrians.
Starving Artist?
Four guys in a bar talking about...
Ship's magician.
The drunk and the nun.
Life in Corporate America.
Email from beyond.
Don't drink and drive.
Another blond joke.
When we were young and crazy.
Beer troubleshooting.
Redneck Vasectomy.
Telemarketing payback (long but worth it).
Computer terminology.
*More accurate brain diagrams. Huge picture, be patient, it's worth the wait.
*Another one on ol' Bill, looks real enough.
The other day at Wal*Mart.
Presidents in Oz.
Trouble in the Amazon.