Thin White Duke
WIFE YOU PREFER:
Angie Bowie- Ex Wife
Iman- Current Wife
What? What wife? I'm currently in denial, and have
no idea what your talking about.
WHEN IT COMES TO BOWIE, YOU ARE:
Obssesed to an unhealthy extent. In fact, I'm currently
sitting in a tree outside his bedroom window with bonoculars, a bottle of Vix Vapor Rub,
and a lap top.
Obssesive. I have "Ziggy is GOD" tattooed on my rear.
A big fan! He's my favorite singer!
A fan. He's pretty cool, but there are better.
Uhhh... I overheard a conversation about him once.
FAVORITE HAIR STYLE:
The short, mod cut.
His long flowing hair in the early days
The big orange Ziggy Do
The slick backed orange hair
The cute blonde poofy hair
Early nineties brown hair
The spikey orange/blonde earthling cut.
His current hair
Whatever hair cut(s) I may be missing
ON A SCALE OF 1-10, BOWIE'S LOOKS ARE:
1 (Being super sexy)
10 (Being very very ugly. Did I mention
I was giong to the eye doctor today?)
IF YOU WERE TO MEET HIM, YOU WOULD:
Have a heart attack, and drop dead on the spot.
Faint at his feet
Need to catch your breath, stop your heart from fluttering, and
calm down, but then be generally ok.
be really nervouse
Shake his hand and say hello as you would to