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Family life and the F*ckwit Savant!

So you want to know about my family life, eh? You must be out of your heads! I was born on 22 July, 1962... it was a Sunday and I arrived at lunch time. I was eleven days late, and I only came out of there because I was promised lunch, and then I saw all these nutters looking at me, saying "Ugh... he's all yellow! And he's weird!!!". But I don't care....

For those who haven't seen me, I have brown hair that waves (it waves "bye-bye"). My eyes are also blown, and I'm about 5'10" tall... don't know what that is in metric, sorry! After me, there came two sisters... Sandra and Lynda. I hope to give each one a page on my site. My Father is George, and he lives in Bridlington on the East Coast (sorry, this is the East Coast of England, unfortunately!) and he is married to my step-mum, Lil. My mum is living in Halifax, and is married to my step-dad, Colin. I have a niece and five nephews, so Christmas is expensive. I lived in a town called Barnsley which - sorry, guys, but it's universally held - sucks!!! It's not a nice place to be if you're autistic because they don't believe you exist.

I live in Helsinki now, and I feel far better... life isn't as rushed!

I have not really been able to keep a job, because of autism, but I have done things like be a research technician at a hospital, tutor at a college and a school, and I've been a radio presenter on hospital radio. I enjoyed doing that last one!

What sort of person is David? Well - don't ask, because he can't tell you himself. But Gemma Whitwell has something to say.

I have been in a few bands: Josiah Steele, Network, Crow'n'Aliss, Full Circle, and my current "project" - Rainman. Check the links when they're active! There have also been a few oddities I've been involved with, including some folkie stuff. I like folk music, a lot of pop and rock, and a fair bit of country as well!