Buy A Dog
If you want someone who will bring you the paper
without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
........Buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself
simply over the joy of seeing you........
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in
front of him and never says its not quite as good as
his mother made it........
Buy a dog
If you want someone always willing to go out,
at any hour, for as long and wherever you want........
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you
as you watch romantic movies........
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your
bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off
if he snores........
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin,
young or old, who acts as if every word you say is
especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually........
Buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will
never come when you call, ignores you totally when you
come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all
over you, runs around all night and only comes home to
eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is
solely to ensure his happiness...
Then.....................................
My friend, Buy a cat!
(You thought I was talking about men didn't you!)
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