Lucky, lucky man!! 

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! 

There was only one thing bothering me, a fair bit, and that was my sister-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to help her mother check the wedding invitations. So I went. 

But she was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life! to her older sister, she wanted to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. 

So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." 

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her father was standing outside, with his wife and my finance, and with tears in their eyes, they hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." 

MORAL OF THE STORY: 

ALWAYS keep your condoms in your car.