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Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish. But to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift!
You draw far too much attention to yourself, Mr. Underhill!
Are you frightened? Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.
If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.
(Merry Pippin and Frodo singing at the Green Dragon)
In place of a dark lord you would have a queen. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn, treacherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair.
Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: We’ve already had it.
Pippin: We’ve had one yes, what about second breakfast? What about elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper?
Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And my ax!
The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
You have entered the realm of the lady of the wood. You cannot go back.
You would die before your stroke fell.
This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathon. You owe him your allegiance.
Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed!
(Legolas speaking Elvish)
He was taken by both shadow and flame.
It is not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind. Something draws near. I can feel it.
A red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night.
No, no the big one, big one!
That was good.
Yes Pippin! My point is, he's clearly overreacting. Run!
I think I've broken something.
What? That was just a detour, a shortcut.
This, my friend, is a pint.
What do they eat, when they can't get Hobbit?
Tomatoes. Sausages. Nice Crispy Bacon.
Wait, we're coming too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission, quest, thing.
Let's get another one.
Ooo. That was close.
It comes in pints? I'm getting one.
I think I'll just have another ale.
I ain't been droppin' no eaves, sir, honest! I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you follow me."
Nothing important! That is, I heard a good deal about a ring and a dark lord and something about the end of the world, but, please Mr. Gandalf sir, don't turn me into anything unnatural!
