Reynolds the dumbass
Well it is Currently 11:03 on Wendsday and I'm sitting here thinking that i need to update the site, although I have nothing to write about. So if the following bores you behind mental reasoning, dont bitch at me. I warned you.
Seeing as how this is seen by anyone with the knowlegde to click a link, the name of the woman i shall be rambling about will not be mentioned here.
Recently a small Catholic Highschool in Lafayette IN was in great need of someone knowlegde in the area of relgion to head up the campus ministry division of the school. But why they picked who they did, the world may never know. Mrs. [INSERT NAME HERE] is probably the most lost self rambling person my one ear has ever had the torture of listening. It all began one day in 1st hour bible studies when Mr. Butz had left on some trip to Rome or something he doesnt have the age to embark on.
Anyways Mrs. Blank as I will be further more calling her, stumbles into the room 5 mineuts late because she takes it upon herself to fumble the words of a ludicris prayer ever morning where she rambles on about orgies. Upon looking over the class and noticing the slight hint of a groan, she immediatly thanks everyone (though noone did) for telling her good morning. Your Welcome bitch. I dont like you.
Next thing I know I am being instructed to open my bible to Judges, which i might add we had almost completly covered with Mr. Butz. After reading the introduction Mrs. Blank starts her rambling about God knows what as I drift in and out of sanity. First I catch glimses of dont abuse your wife and then a bit later we are talking about how Jesus creates a tent of love around the willing. This continues 3 weeks.
Why am I even mentioning? Thats the question that is probably jolting around your head right now. Well I have no answer but that to prove a point. When you spend so much time analyzing and minipulating your religion to the point that you can read the bible back words in Aramic, youve pushed it. Youve gotten to the point that all your doing is scaring people away from Catholiocism (speacially parents of young boys). How stupid are you? Jesus creates a tent of love and caring? WOW I hope your proud of your 10 years a Notre Dame. You just told about 100 students that Jesus loves us. Good conclusion DIPSHIT! Was all that fun time in college worth it? Do the world a favor and take your Jesus humping ass down to hell where you will probably end up anyways for being a stupid bitch that doesnt understand the whole point of religion. Your supposed to celebrate your faith, not have it make you miserable NOR waste 10 fucking years of your life wallowing in a Catholic college just to realize, "Hey! JESUS LOVES ME!"
Well no shit sherlock. End
-Impy