My Rockin' Sweet Webpage

       What’s up bros and sluts? I’m Dustin Jarson and this is my hardass sweet homepage. The reason I started this websight was so that all the hot chicks out there would see it, and then they’d see how hard I rock and then I could hook up with them and then probably have sex with them too. 

       This websight’s full of stuff about my life and shit, and once the ladies see it they’ll want nothing more in the world than they’ll want my cock (which is huge too, it’s like 16 or 17 inches last time I checked, no shit). This websights got some shit about all the rockin' cool stuff I do all the time, and also some other shit like how sweet my ride is (with a brand new $2500 sound system, fuck yeah motherfucker!) and how I totally rip on all the squares and beat the shit out of em and steal their hot girlfriends. 

       This page has also got some shit about the totally rockin music I listen too (like the bizkit and godsmack and shit) and some stuff about me getting tanked and fuckin shit up and some shit about all the chicks I bang sometimes. Once you see this websight you’ll totally agree that I’m the hardest, most rockinist son of a bitch in the bizNASS, and you’ll see why all the ladies want that which is Dustin Jarson. Get ready to rock.

UPDATE:
A bunch of stupid bastards who think they are johnny cool guy started signing my guestbook, and they were like "you suck man" and all that shit... and i gotta admit, i was majorly pissed, cause i don't suck at all, i'm a fucking badass like THE PUNISHER! So I posted a section here where i rip on them back, cause they suck and probably don't even like fred Durst.