Wes - Alison | Hobbie - Shelonei | Donos - Adam | Corran - Chris | Akima
- Alison | Guni - Shelonei | Kalie - Shelonei | Shawn - Shawn
Wes Janson : Does this flightsuit make me look fat? -=twirls around
to look at butt=-
Hobbie Klivian : Of course it does.
Wes Janson : -=growls=- Well, thanks for
the vote of confidence, hobs - I was
only borrowing it from Myn anyways
Myn Donos : Heh, you got the "Makes
my butt look fat" flightsuit.
Wes Janson : And just why do you have one of these in your closet anyways?
Myn Donos : Ask Kirney when you find
her.
Wes Janson : -=strips off flightsuit and
tosses it at Myn. now only wearing wife beater and biker shorts=- If we find her
Myn Donos : I on the other hand have
no clue. Oh we'll find her, she sends me clues every once in a
while.
Wes Janson : Do you keep them in your
handy dandy notebook?
Hobbie Klivian : *sniggers*
Myn Donos : Heh, she sends better
clues. -=grins evilly=-
Hobbie Klivian :
*sits down with a lum* at least you get clues....
Myn Donos : Hopefully Doc will come
around someday.
Hobbie Klivian :
Hn. *drinks
Myn Donos : Besides she knows all
my dirty little secrets.
Hobbie Klivian :
*raised eyebrow* I don't want to guess.
Myn Donos : Well compared to Wes,
they're nothing.
Wes Janson : gods, both of you... i need
to find a girl and make her disappear too, so that i have my own things
to whine about, and not just listen to you two
Hobbie Klivian :
-=considers throwing his drink at Janson=-
Wes Janson : compared to wes? -=looks
confused=-
Hobbie Klivian :
-=tilts it o ne way.... then the other.... eyes the taanabian=-
Myn Donos : Well first you have to
get a girl Wes. -=brings out a piece of flimsi=- You're the highest on
getting shot down among the squadron.
Wes Janson : no, that's Hobbie... shot
down, that is
Myn Donos : Shot down by women?
Wes Janson : by women, tie fighters...
anythat that has the ability to shoot
Myn Donos : at least he got a girl...
Hobbie Klivian :
-=seemingly of it's own volition, Hobbie's hand picks up the lgass, and
tyrns it upside down on Wes' head, left there as a hat=- -=straight face=- You might want
to change your clothes. seems you're all wet.
Myn Donos : -=grins at Hobbie=- I
think it looks good on him.
Wes Janson : -=works jaw, then smiles=-
thanks Hobbie... with a wet t-shirt, maybe I have a better chace at geting
a date tonight.
Hobbie Klivian :
Oh for crying out stinking loud. -=sighs
and bangs his head on the table=- just
make sure she disappears after you've fallen hopelessly for her.
Myn Donos : -=looks at Hobbie=-
Hobbie Klivian :
-=leaves his head on the table and sighs=-
Wes Janson : See, that's the thing... I
don't pine after a single woman like you two. if she leaves, oh well...
time to start on something new
Hobbie Klivian :
-=raises head and gives wes the "nerfsith" look=-
Myn Donos : Yeah but mine's great
with costumes...
Hobbie Klivian :
-=mouths alycen=- -=looks
at wes evenly, then puts his head back on the table=- I take it back,
you're in the club, Wes. -=morose sounding\=
Wes Janson : Nah, been years. She's not coming back. -=tries to act
non-chalant=-
Myn Donos : Umm yeah, sure...you
miss her. - I believe Hobbie told me that she claimed you...at some
point.
Wes Janson : Claimed me? -=raises eyebrow
at Hobbie=-
Hobbie Klivian :
To quote her, I plead the fifth. -=gets up and goes to get a new lum=-
Wes Janson : -=exchanges glance with hobbie=-
Hobbie Klivian :
it means i'm not telling, Myn.
Myn Donos : -=shrugs=- She was before
my time.
Hobbie Klivian :
Yup. -=returns with lum=- Boredom has set in. what do we do about it?
Wes Janson : I could burp songs in the
key of lum? -=takes a sip=-
Myn Donos : I'm not that bored yet.
Wes Janson : go find some bothans...
Myn Donos : what? So they can burp
songs for you?
Wes Janson : NO, they do other thigns
good....
Myn Donos : -=raises an eyebrow at
Wes=-
Hobbie Klivian :
Reminds me of a dream I had the other nite....
Myn Donos : does it involve burping?
Hobbie Klivian :
no, it involves Amanda, Corran, and a bothan... -=thinks=- or was it a
groundigger?
Wes Janson : I don't think i want to know.
Hobbie Klivian :
Youprobably dont
Wes Janson : -=stands up, realizes just
how little clothing he is wearing=- damn,
what was in that water? super shrink?
Hobbie Klivian :
it was lum, and you stripped earlier, recall?
Wes Janson : but the shorts were definatly longer... yup, definiatly
longer
Myn Donos : If you're gonna strip
I believe that there are some female mechanics in the hanger...I think
they would be a better audience.
Wes Janson : this coming from mr fat butt
flightsuit owner
Hobbie Klivian :
I'm still amazedyou two fit in the same fighrsuit.
Myn Donos : Kirney bought it for me. It looks better on me anyways.
Wes Janson : I still have my general's
fine figure, thank you very much.
Hobbie Klivian :
you could stand to gain a few, Wes... but I wont' say it *smirks*
Wes Janson : Kirney likes guys with big
butts? No wonder why we never eft her along with piggy
Myn Donos : I don't think that's it...she
custom made it for me.
Wes Janson : -=gets bad image and shapes
it out of his head=- I'm not going to say it... I'm not going to say it...
Hobbie Klivian :
I believe it's what the girls call a cutearse flightsuit.... but I could
be wrong.
Myn Donos : I think Doc was thinking
about getting one for you Hobbie.
Hobbie Klivian :
doubt it
Myn Donos : I don't.
Wes Janson : actually... i think he's right...
she did borrow one once from me when you weren't home...
Myn Donos : she mentioned something
about you being cute in Bacta pink.
Hobbie Klivian :
I hate pink.
Wes Janson : I'm going to go get a new
flightsuit from the locker room. Anyone up for a walk?
Hobbie Klivian :
nah you look fine, WEs. *grins*
Wes Janson : I look like a "Kessel Girl"
Hobbie Klivian :
I t hink that Glit girl was kinda cute....
Myn Donos : -=glances at Hobbie=-
Do I want to know?
Wes Janson : well, at least my man boobs
aren't as big as hers
Hobbie Klivian :
she has man boobs?
Wes Janson : You know what I mean
Hobbie Klivian :
-=starts chuckling with raised eyebrows=-
Myn Donos : -=lets his head drop
to the table and covers his ears=-
Hobbie Klivian :
No, I don't Wes, would you care to explin?
Wes Janson : -=jumps onto table and mouths
having a microphone=- Oh baby baby, my boobs were supposed, to grow...
:oh baby baby, hobbie likes
to play with them, oh, oh ho.... help me, i thinki was a B.... now I'm
growing cause of these hormones... opps, i did it again - i
worked out too much
Hobbie Klivian : -=looks at Myn=- you have an
Escape plan?
Wes Janson : it wasn't my fault, Wedge
made me do it, now look, i'm in a mess, my man boobs are huge
Myn Donos : -=bangs his head on the
table multiple times=- Yeah a concussion.
Wes Janson : pop me baby one more time!
Hobbie Klivian :
-=dumps his replacement lum down Wes' shirt, and grabs Myn's collar=-
let's get outta here before he starts singing somethign els.e
Myn Donos : Ok -=follows Hobbie=-
-=looks at Hobbie=- By
the way where are we going?
Wes Janson : -=shirt shrinks further=-
really trying to make me look the part
Hobbie Klivian :
I don't kno.
Myn Donos : Well anywhere but here
is better. Especially before Wes
sings"I'm too Sexy."
Hobbie Klivian :
My thoughts exactly.
Wes Janson : I met him in a bunker down
in hoth o hell, where it's forzen all the time like a giant ice cube ...
cu be su-be cube cube cube cube cube
cube -=starts doing boy/girl band
dancer on table while wearing too tight shirt from lum shrinkage=-
Hobbie Klivian : -=looks at myn and corran=- He's
scaring me.
Myn Donos : -=looks back quickly=-
I didn't know that his body absorbed the lum...
Wes Janson : I'm, to sexy for my blaster,
too sexy for my blaster, just makes me want to go faster...
Hobbie Klivian :
maybe he's not human after all.... I've
never seen him this drunk.
Myn Donos : Did he find a girl?
Wes Janson : walk like, an ithorian...
walk like an ithorian.... -=does ithorian dance=-
Hobbie Klivian :
He sure as hoth found SOMEthing..... *shakes head and starts laughing at
wes=-
Wes Janson : -=gets down on one knee and grabs corran's hand=- near,
far, whereever you are, i believe, that my x-wing, will fly on.. once
more, you shoot down that ugly, and I know that my x-wing will fly on,
and on...
Hobbie Klivian :
and on and on, we know the song Wes.
Myn Donos : Want me to stun him?
Hobbie Klivian :
-=grabs wes by the scruff of his weife beater=- I've got a better idea..
Wes Janson : -=hobbie know holds his whole
shirt in his hand=-
Hobbie Klivian :
You guys wanna come along? -=pulls wes past=-
Wes Janson : we go together, like ramma
lamma dingie dong?
Myn Donos : sure, this should be
good
Corran Horn : I'm game
Wes Janson : let's do thst hyperspace jump, again!
Hobbie Klivian :
-=heads down the hallway, ignoring wes and the randoom women who apparently
are suddenly everywhere=-
Corran Horn : -=follows=-
Guni :
-=titters to her friend=- Isn't that majors Klivian and Janson? *gigges*
Wes Janson : i can see the new horizon,
feeling fromt eh sky, i can fel the x-wing burning, afterburning fires...
Myn Donos : -=follow and looks at
one of the women=- Ignore the drunk psycho.
Kalie : I think it is...... *looks closely*
what do you t hink, Aakima?
Akima : yeah -=giggles=- wonder what
he's on right now...
Kalie :
And where we can get some???
Akima : waht about you, Kalie
Guni :
I was just wondering about his tailor....
Myn Donos : -=snickers at the comment=-
Akima : You already have enough outfits
like that, Guni
Kalie :
He's kinda cute... giggles*
Myn Donos : -=mouth twitches for
barely controlled laughter=-
Wes Janson : Pretty ladies, walking down
the hallway, pretty ladies, wanna come my way, pretty laides... i look
at you, and i knew... the vision of loveliness coming true...
Hobbie Klivian :
-=sighs and attempts to pull wes along roughly around the corner and out
of sight=-
Wes Janson : -=pulls back and goes to ladies=- Hello, I'm Wes Janson,
the Kessel girl. and you?
DESCRIPTION :
-=the three girls start giggling again=-
Wes Janson : See, my friend there, Myn,
he has a flightsuit that makes my butt look big, so I had to wear this
outfit until i got to the locker room
Myn Donos : -=grins at Corran=- Someone
should be recording this.
Hobbie Klivian :
-=slams a hand to his forehead=- Sithspit....
Wes Janson : and they threw lum on me
to make the clothing shrink
Akima : Really? -=giggles and looks
at Myn, smiling=-
Corran Horn : No kidding. Could be useful
blackmail later.
Hobbie Klivian :
-=as the girls continue twittering, Hobbie sighes apologeticaly=- I'm
sorry ladies, he's terribly drunk..
Kalie :
-=smiles at hobbie....=- It's okay....
Guni :
-=winks at corran=-
Wes Janson : I'm not drunk! -=waves arms
in arm=- it osmosised into me or something
Myn Donos : -=looks at Hobbie=- I
didn't do anything that bad after Kirney left.
Hobbie Klivian :
-=blushes slightly and tuggs on wes' arm=-
Akima : -=perks at the word left
and walks to Myn=- Does he do this all the time?
Hobbie Klivian :
then do something good and help me get the guy outta here....
Wes Janson : what, you embareassed by
me or somefing? i vas just singing about my man boobs!@
Hobbie Klivian :
-=looks to girls=- I apologise....
Corran Horn : Wes even you would be embarassed
by you if you were sober if that gives you any idea
Myn Donos : -=looks startled=- He's
terminally goofy...but this level of silliness is rare.
Kalie : -=walks up to hobbie and puts
a hand on his arm=- we could just leave him here......
Akima : But it's fun to be silly
at times. You can't look dignified when having fun or
being drunk
Wes Janson : That's what I'm always telling him! -=drapes
arm over purple chick's shoulder=- that myn, he's a kooky kid
Myn Donos : -=nods=- So? -=not wanting to go too far=-
Guni : Is
that a lightsabre, or are you happy to see us? -=smiles hithertoingly
to corran=-
Akima : -=smiles sweetly at myn while
detacthing Wes from her shoulder=-
Myn Donos : -=shakes his head at the line=-
Wes Janson : -=stumbles but manages to
stay on feet=-
Hobbie Klivian :
-=doesn't know what to do, keeps blushing as dark pink chick walks her
fingers up and down his arm=- Uhmmmm
Wes Janson : -=leans onto Hobbie=- do
you need the room, tonight, hobs> i can go back to the bar...
Kalie :
-=walks fingers along hobbie's arm, and then leans head against his shoulder=-
So, what do you say?
Hobbie Klivian :
Uhm...... -=looks distressed=-
Wes Janson : ooo, walkie fingers.... i
think she likes ya
Guni : -=sidles
up close to Corran=- You're quiet, aren't you??=-
Corran Horn : Actually, it's a lightsaber, -=unclips it and hands it to
her=-
Akima : So, what does this flightshuit
do to your appearance? -=smiles=-
Corran Horn : -=grins=-
Myn Donos : -=hears a little voice
in his head saying "Help me!"=-
Guni : -=wide
eyes=- really! wow! -=takes it in hand and looks at it=- it's very
nice... long....Do you
use it much? -=batts eyes=-
Corran Horn : Not as often as I would like...
Myn Donos : -=snickers=-
Guni : Maybe
I could help? -=does the marilyn monroe wink kissyface t hing=-
Wes Janson : -=looks down at shirt=- i
think my boobs shrunk
Corran Horn : But I'm still pretty good with
it - Maybe you could
Guni : -=smiles=-
Akima : Do you have a lightsaber too?
Kalie : -=starts runing fingers up and down
hobbie's chest=- do you work out?
Hobbie Klivian :
Uhmmmmm
Wes Janson : Hobbie, feel my boobs...
have they shrunk at all to you?
Hobbie Klivian :
-=loooks down at her and blushes again, and goes... you guessed it.=-
Uhm... -=looks
at wes, starts to say something, then shakes his head and whimpers=-
Myn Donos : -=wonders when the dramatic drum music will start=-
Wes Janson : When i was a young farmboy,
yadda yadda yadda yadda yadaa biddie biddie biddie biddie bum my man boobs were the largets int eh land, when I was
a healthy farm boy, oy oy oy
Myn Donos : -=looks at Wes and shakes
his head=-
Hobbie Klivian :
-=slaps forehead iwth free hand=-
Akima : -=chuckles=- he must be fun
at parties.
Wes Janson : -=sees Shawn in hallway=-
Shawn! Come here and tell me if my man boobs have shrunk!
Shawn Lovelett : What... the...
Corran Horn : -=laughs=- you don't know what you walked into
Kalie :
-=gets bored with hobbie, and sets her sights on the newcomer=-
Wes Janson : -=stumbles and lands into
Shawn's arms=-
Shawn Lovelett : ::He was stepping down
the hallway, he wipes away some grease on his forehead.:: ::Only to catch a stumbeling being.:: This is what I get for ending my shift early.
Wes Janson : thank you, dear sir... i
owe you my life, my liberty, and I will sing a song to your priases!
Hobbie Klivian :
-=standing stock still in terror=-
Shawn Lovelett : Funny last time I heard
that one there was three stormtroopers chasing me. They don't like being called Bucket Head you know.
Myn Donos : -=grins at Shawn=- But
they do make a nice hollow noise when you bang on one.
Wes Janson : Next time ask them what size
bra they have on under the suit.... you'll either get shot or a date...
Kalie :
-=thinks to herself=- and a sense of humour? -=smiiles give hobbie a quick
kiss on the cheek, and starts "stalking" up to shawn=-
Shawn Lovelett : Yeah like this Rodian
mechanic I once knew. He likes to hit things with metal pipes. He is a really joyous fellow. Alaways laughing.....
Wes Janson : there are women troopers out there, right hobs? like
that chick we got at Wedge's bachlor party...
Myn Donos : -=mutters=- Great a standup
comic...
Shawn Lovelett :
You don't know the half of it.
Akima : -=runs fingers along Myn's
back absently while watching the others=-
Shawn Lovelett : ::Leans the fellow against
the wall and says calmly.::There you go, the wall is a better support
beam then I am.
Myn Donos : -=halfway jumps out of
his flightsuit=-
Shawn Lovelett : ::He finishes cleaning
his hands with his towel and tucks it into his belt.::
Wes Janson : Don't jump... I don't bite...unless
asked
Shawn Lovelett : Funny...
Wes Janson : -=sexy grin=-
Shawn Lovelett : Last time I heard that
one.. ::His voice trails off.:: Oh nevermind.
Wes Janson : -=sticks tongue out at Shawn=-
Kalie :
-=walks up and leans against the wall next to shawn and smiles=-
Shawn Lovelett : ::He makes an innocent
look and shrugs.::
Wes Janson : Well, while you guys flirt,
I'm going back to the bar. -=turns to walk awya=-
Shawn Lovelett : That reminds me of the
time that I was hanging upside down from an X-Wing and this female wookiee
in heat walked in. Um.... That's a bad story.
Wes Janson : -=looks at Shawn=- you nick
name isn't crispy, is it?
Myn Donos : -=smacks his head to
get rid of the bad image=-
Shawn Lovelett : No
Wes Janson : just checking
Kalie :
-=smiles at shawn=- Hi there, handsome......
Shawn Lovelett : Hello - I was just on my way out.
Hobbie Klivian :
Oh no you don't, -=snags wes=- You've had enogh to drink
Wes Janson : let's go hobs... -=grabs
hobbie's arm and starts back to bar=- But I'm not drunk!
Kalie :
-=hooks her arm through his=- may I come with you?
Hobbie Klivian :
Okay, you're un-sober. c'mon. I
dont' want to have to drag your dead weight all the way back to the room
Wes Janson : where are we going>
Shawn Lovelett : Um... Sure I guess. ::He turns around and begins walking towards the bar.::
Kalie :
-=smiles sweetly and leans her head on his shoulder as they walk toward
the bar=-
Shawn Lovelett : I don't think you'll like
me much as someone to talk to, I'm told that I'm annoying and a clutz.
Myn Donos : -=follows Hobbie and
others back to the bar=- This should be interesting.
Kalie :
That's okay, I don't mind up ending on the floor.
Shawn Lovelett : ::He raises his free left
hand and is about to say something then changes his mind.::
Myn Donos : -=glad he doesn't have
his sniper rifle with him=-
Akima : -=wraps arm around Myn=- So,
you have a saber or a blaster?
Shawn Lovelett : If only the Boss was here. I bet he'd say somet wise crack comment that'd everyone
would laugh at.
Guni : -=holds lightsabre in one hand, and
loops other through Corran's arm=- c'mon, honey.
Myn Donos : umm -=looks nervously at Hobbie=-
Hobbie Klivian : -=holds up hands and looks confused=-
Shawn Lovelett : Well you just can't find
people like Garik Loran the Face every day.
Wes Janson : -=srops suddenly=- you know
what i feel like...
Shawn Lovelett : A corellian ale?
Hobbie Klivian :
-=stepps back slightly=- Uhm.... What,
wes?
Myn Donos : You know what maybe we
should find Face...
Wes Janson : i feel like, singing....
Hobbie Klivian :
Oh no!
Shawn Lovelett : Oh no...
Myn Donos : oh no
Hobbie Klivian :
-=pulls out blaster and points it at his own head =-
Shawn Lovelett : Jynx you owe me an ale.
Wes Janson : my name, is wes... and I live
in a peach
Shawn Lovelett : Your pointing that thing
at the wrong person. How about we don't sing?
Hobbie Klivian :
No, I'd have to fill out paperwork if I shot him.
Wes Janson : my only friends are jedi
with long longsaber reach
Shawn Lovelett : Man lightsabers stink
Wes Janson : and there's my bud -=throws
arm over HObbie's shoulder=- who likes bacta baths
Shawn Lovelett : My uncle Jamiro is always
telling me.. "Shawn there is no such thing as a good Jedi. they'll just
get you in trouble."
Hobbie Klivian :
9
Hobbie Klivian :
8
Wes Janson : and he's never kill me cause
he loves me too much -=kisses hobbie=-
Hobbie Klivian :
3
Shawn Lovelett :::Calmly walks over, and snatches the DL-44 from his hands.::
Hobbie Klivian :
aww....!
Kalie :
Oh my! you just saved him! -=looks at shawn all amazedly=-
Shawn Lovelet: :He tucks it into one of his
pouches.:: No actually that was just a figment of your imagination.
Like me for example.
Wes Janson : -=wes suddenly looks dazed,
then passes out into hobbie's arms=-
Akima : O think he's dead... or
something
Hobbie Klivian :
Thank the gods.... -=hauls Wes up=- no
more singing.
Wes Janson : -=from drunken slumper=-
I'm not dead yet....
Myn Donos : Nah, but he's yours if
you want him.
Hobbie Klivian :
I'll shoot you, WEs.
Shawn Lovelett : Damn... I could have sold
him to this tribe of Ewoks I knew.
Wes Janson : i feel happy!
Shawn Lovelett : I could have gotten a nice
big pile of sticks for him.
Hobbie Klivian :
bang
Wes Janson : wheee!
Kalie :
-=looks at shawn stupidly=- ewoks?
Shawn Lovelett : And maybe a Ewok baby
in which to train to hump people's legs when he's upset. Eh.... Long story
Wes Janson :
-=suddenly turns a nice shade
of green=- uh oh....
Corran Horn : -=drops his arm around the girl
and follows the rest towards the bar=-
Myn Donos : Oh joy of all joys
Wes Janson : HObbie... i
don't think... i think.... oh sith -=bends over and tosses cookies all
over Corran's shoes=-
Shawn Lovelett : I'd be laughing right
now if I wasn't disgusted.
Myn Donos : -=grimaces=- Could have
been worse.
Corran Horn : -=groans and grabs the pass
key for wes' room=- I'll be right back I'm gonna "borrow" a pair of his
shoes -=heads off=-
Shawn Lovelett : Oh look... He had the
mystery meal today in the mess hall.
Myn Donos : Yeah and it's still a
mystery why he ate it.
Wes Janson : -=collapses into HObbie's arms,
all weak and stuff=- Take me home, oh uncle Hobbie... take me home...
i must go pottty
Shawn Lovelett : Heh potty -
He said potty. Oh man I haven't had anything to drink and already I'm
acting drunk.
Myn Donos : -=grins=- Heh the refresher
is saying 'Talk to me'
Hobbie Klivian: -=hefts Wes over his shoulder=- Ok guys,
I'm taking this thing home.
Shawn Lovelett : He's going to exchange
tonsle hockey with the refresher. Or not
Hobbie Klivian : Take care guys. Be good. -=nods to ladies=-
Night ladies. -=turns and walks away=-
Shawn Lovelett : Night everyone... ::Turns away and begins walking away humming quite loudly.::
Wes Janson : -=looks up from Hobbie's back=- night pretty
ladies -=collapses back down and they disappear around corner=-
Myn Donos : -=mutters to himself=-
Better go to sleep then, have an early patrol tommorrow -=looks back at the women and shakes his head as he heads
back to his room=-
