Mike - Mike | Hobbie - Shelonei | Gavin - Isa | Jagged - Corey | Wes
- Alison | Siee - Alison | Face - Shawn
Siee Janson: -=waits until Hobbie's pod is locked, then runs to the
controls and pulls out her datapad with the hacking program =-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He broke hard to port
right as he brought the craft's full speed into it.::
Derek H Klivian: -=starts checking controls for the X-Tie
Ugly=-
Mike Ngo: ::he brackets his fighter
left to flank::
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banked to get to behind the first squint::
Derek H Klivian: <I>Always wondered what it'd be like
to be a merc or pirate......</I>
Reilin Darklighter: ::she fired a few shots::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He pulled back as he went upwards in a flying loop attempting
to come back around her tail::
Siee Janson: -=hacks into the simulator system easy=- Oh, this is so
going to be fun.
FaceGarik Loran: ::He hit the depresseor firing lasers towards her tail.::
Derek H Klivian: -=waits to be dropped into whatever the
others are in on=-
Mike Ngo: ::slows his TIE back a bit, as he does not have a clear
shot::
Reilin Darklighter: :: her 3 shots hit Face's tie, as she banked to port::
Siee Janson: -=drops Hobbie into the sim game with the others. However,
the X-Tie appears as an ewok to the rest of the sim pilots=- -=grabs
the 'mission control' microphone and hands it to Fel=-
Derek H Klivian: -=tries to hamm it up=- OpenComm> I'm
here to kill you all! -=has no idea
the others see him as a flying ewok=-
Col Jagged Fel: C> Attention New Republic fighters new unknown target
exiting hyperspace.
Reilin Darklighter: :: her com was off, she was concentrating on the squints::
Derek H Klivian: -=takes what
he thinks is an Uglie in a frivolous loop=-
Col Jagged Fel: C> Be warned we're reading
that this unknown target is armed and dangerous.
Reilin Darklighter: C> roger control
Siee Janson: -=gets a lock on ngo's fighter
and starts to play with the com system=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He hit the firing stud on his gun and released blasts
towards her tail.::
Derek H Klivian: -=fires a warning shot - but it looks like
an arrow flying=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banked hard to port::
Siee Janson: -=whispers=- what shall we make Captain Ngo sound like?
Mike Ngo: ::he pulls a long arcing bank
to port, then executes a quick split-s::
Col Jagged Fel: Can you make him sound like
Wedge?
Reilin Darklighter: ::her fighther jinked as the shots hit her shields::
FaceGarik Loran: Com>Mike>How are you doing Black 1?
Mike Ngo: ::he breaks the lock with
relative ease::
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banked, into a corkscrew spin, then rolling to port
getting behind the squint that shot her::
Siee Janson: -=pulls up Wedge's old flight
logs and matches sound waves=- give me something inventive next time.
-=smiles and finishes program=-
Derek H Klivian: -=tries to think of what Wes mght say=-
C>Prepare to meet your deaths!
Mike Ngo: C>you're black 1, i'm black
2
FaceGarik Loran: ::He hit hard to port right attempting to screw back around
to meet her tail.::
Mike Ngo: C>and i'm being attacked
Derek H Klivian: -=starts heading for the unoccupied TIE
(Face's)=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He deppresed the firing
stud in Starship Gunnery as he fired at her tail.::
Siee Janson: -=Mike's last com message
comes across in Wedge's voice=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: she dived, then banked to starboard::
Derek H Klivian: -=blinks in surprise, wonders how the sith
wedge got here=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she managed to get behind his tail firing::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He mumbled under his breath someone was headed his way,
he started climbing above them.::
Derek H Klivian: -=wobble,s
almost flies into face=- -=tries not
to do so=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::two of her shots hit::
FaceGarik Loran: ::Of course he fails exploding up real good and his screen
goes blank.:: ::Kicks the device and shakes his head.::
Derek H Klivian: -=luckily doesn't
fly right into face, glad that he hadn't fired any shots yet=-
Siee Janson: -=a magical umbrella appears behind Face's Tie and blocks
all the lasers and absorbs the hits=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: she rolled to port going after the second squint::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He blinked as he was in space once again.::
Siee Janson: -=restarts Face's ship before he can cancel out=-
FaceGarik Loran: What in...the... Com>Mike>What just happened?
Siee Janson: -=however, he is now flying
a speeder bike=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she finds her to her port, and heads toward him::
Derek H Klivian: -=looks around
for missing tie which suddenly reappears... right above him! dives=-
Mike Ngo: C>i think someone's messing
with the sim controls
FaceGarik Loran: ::He broke hard to port right as he began to fly towards
her tail. He wasn't going to let this get to him.::
Reilin Darklighter: :: her shields double front::
Derek H Klivian: -=gets out
of the way and looks up to see....=- C> a speeder bike????
Siee Janson: -=laughs and looks at Fel=-
FaceGarik Loran: Com>Mike>Oh goody..
Next think you'll know someone's ship is going to end up looking like
a flying Hutt.
Reilin Darklighter: ::get a lock with a torpedo she got a lock on Mike::
Mike Ngo: C>geez, someones got lock-on
Reilin Darklighter: ::she fired::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He fired at Reilin's tail.::
Wes Janson: -=grins and in a few secconds, reilin's ship looks like
a flying hutt=-
Col Jagged Fel: Put them in an asteroid field
Derek H Klivian: -=flie up toward
the TIE and throws off a few shots taht look to the others like fling
spears coming from a giant ewok=-
Siee Janson: what kind of asteroids?
Reilin Darklighter: ::she watched as the missle hit;:
Mike Ngo: ::pulls up, and at the last minute inverts and dives to
avoid the missiles::
Col Jagged Fel: But the asteroids are green jello
Derek H Klivian: -=all shots
pepper Mike's shields=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He attempted to use Starship Piloting to get away from
the flying spears.::
Reilin Darklighter: ::the missle missed, exploding at its range::
Derek H Klivian: -=grumbles
as shots don't penetrate the shields=-
Reilin Darklighter: C>Sithspit!
Siee Janson: -=plays with the keys and
suddenly hundreds of green jello asteroids appear all around them.=-
Derek H Klivian: C> THA sith!?????
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banked and rolled comming up for another pass::
Col Jagged Fel: Okay I'm going in.
Mike Ngo: alright that's it....
Derek H Klivian: -=tries to fly around a jello, bu ends up
going straight through=- C> -=sigh=-
Col Jagged Fel: Have a clawcraft ready for me in sim number 14.
Siee Janson: -=presses button and a pod
opens=- have fun
Reilin Darklighter: ::two shots hit::
Col Jagged Fel: -=Runs to pod=- -=hops
in and closes the hatch=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::a stand-by screen comes on::
Derek H Klivian: -=ewok flies
around in circles, looking for a good in=-
Reilin Darklighter: C> what the...
FaceGarik Loran: C>Super Ewok?
<b>DESCRIPTION:</B>: ((recap - Isa is a flying Hutt, Face on speeder bike, Hobbie
is an ewok, and Mike sounds like Wedge while flying in an asteroid field
of green jello))
Col Jagged Fel: -=Starts up his sim=-
FaceGarik Loran: C>Vroom Vroom?
Reilin Darklighter: ::sighs::
Derek H Klivian: -=dodges more
jello asteroids, and zeroes in on the speederbike=- C> I'll bet anything
a janson's in on this...... -=mutters=-
Siee Janson: -=tiny image of a dancing ewok runs across Fel's sim pod,
waving, then the field opens up to teh jelo asteroid space=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: the screen turns back to the 2 shots hitting the squint::
Col Jagged Fel: -=Grins but keeps quiet as to sneak up on them=-
Derek H Klivian: -=goes to shoot
speederbike, the blasts looking to everyone else like spears=-
Col Jagged Fel: -=Guns his engines=-
Derek H Klivian: -=peppers the speederbike=- -=with what he t hinks are blasts but are spears looking
to the others=- -=watches the blasts disappear in an umbrella,
has no idea he looks like an ewok instead of an UGlie=-
Wes Janson: -=walks into the sim room,
seeing Siee at the controls=- What are you doing?
Siee Janson: -=sees Wes=- Ummm... I'm having
some fun?
Derek H Klivian: C> -=getting
frustrted=- WHY CAN'T I BLOW SOMETHING UP ALREADY!!!!?????
Reilin Darklighter: :: her last 2 shots hit Mike, as the jello exploded::
Wes Janson: -=punches Fel into the program, in a completely soot covered
clawcraft=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He hits the firing button
shooting at Reilin's tail.::
Derek H Klivian: -=tuns and goes after the Hutt (reilin)=- -=since
he can't shoot the speederbike with the unbrella=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: her shields absorve the hits::
FaceGarik Loran: C>I wish I had a nice
BIG Bantha burger. ::Waits for
a second to see if it appears.:
:
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banks, and faces the speeder head to head, firing::
Derek H Klivian: -=four out of five shots pepper reilins
hutt=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He attempted to use SP
to hit hard to port right to break away from the head to head.::
Derek H Klivian: -=looking like
itty spears=-
Wes Janson: -=observes the sim screen=- Siee...
FaceGarik Loran: ::He fails completely and
he watches himself go boom.;:
Reilin Darklighter: :: 5 our of 6 shots hit the speeder:: ::heads toward the last target::
Wes Janson: -=pushes some more buttons
and Face's head suddenly turns into a talking bantha burger... with onions=-
FaceGarik Loran: C>This isn't what I meant...
Derek H Klivian: C> Boom? Where's the boom? -=whimpers
almost=- There's supposed to be a planet shattring
kaboom!
Reilin Darklighter: ::heads after the clawcraft::
FaceGarik Loran: C>Let's try this again...
I wish I was a BIG Super Duper Star Destroyer.
Reilin Darklighter: :: getting a lot she fires::
Wes Janson: Let me get this one... -=pushes a few buttons and a tiny
star destroyer appears as a hood ornament on the speeder bike=-
Derek H Klivian: -=sees the
burgerman on speederbike, with the umbrell, and decides to go hed to hed
to avoid the umbrella...
FaceGarik Loran: C>AH well I tried.
Derek H Klivian: -=misses and
tries agaon, throwing another little spear=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::the craft explodes::
Derek H Klivian: -=blows off
the hood ornament=- C> WHERES THE KABOOM!?
Wes Janson: -=plays with Hobbie's com system=- Ewokesse anyone?
Derek H Klivian: -=one sear flies
by, but two spears get stuck in the speederbike thingie=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she wipes the sweat from her face::
FaceGarik Loran: C>This is just getting nuts...
Derek H Klivian: -=let go fo
controls=- I've finally lost my mind... I knew it was coming, but this
is rediculous!
Reilin Darklighter: ::she signs out, as she got most of the targets at least
once::
Siee Janson: -=her computer won't let her... and tiny ewoks stick their
tongues out at her from her screen=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::Attempts to give up.::
Reilin Darklighter: C> ::growls:: Siee...I know its you.. let me out
Derek H Klivian: C> I've gotta get out of hre.... -=comes
over the comm to the others as=- <I>meechoo che donno moktok</I>
Reilin Darklighter: C> Siee...I've got to go see Major Darklighter :: she sat there waiting
for the canopy to open::
Mike Ngo: ::he attempts to shake Jagged off his tail::
Wes Janson: OpenComm> Just for everyone
to know, Gavin is fine and sleeping away in bacta and won't be out for about
another 3 hours.
Reilin Darklighter: ::growls::
Col Jagged Fel: -=tries to stay with him=-
Reilin Darklighter: C> Siee...
alright fine
FaceGarik Loran: C>I'm not moving a single spot or pressing a single
button until I get my Star Destroyer.
Col Jagged Fel: -=Is able to
stay with and fires a shot=- -=his shots miss=-
Mike Ngo: ::cuts his throttle to one third, inverts, feigns a dive,
goes fill throttle and arcs his fighter opposide the feigned dive::
Siee Janson: -=gives brother an evil Janson
smile then plays with the keyboard=--=suddenly,
Faces screen comes up looking like he's flying a SSD, but to everyone else,
it's a minature one that kids play with=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::fires randomely at what ever is infront of her::
Col Jagged Fel: -=fires again=-
Mike Ngo: ::fails to shake Fel::
Derek H Klivian: -=sighs and
mustters=- C> well if I can't hit a speederbike, maybe I can gt that
toy.....
Col Jagged Fel: -=His lasers hit=-
Derek H Klivian: -=goes for the
toy SSD and fires his bolts tht look like spears=-
Mike Ngo: ::his shields drop by half::
Derek H Klivian: -=one spear gets lodged in a crack in the
toy=-
Wes Janson: I got one... -=wes punches
in a few buttons and now Ngo is in an exact replica of Gavin Darklighter's
ship and his voice patterens have changed=- Start the sister up now
FaceGarik Loran: ::Blinks::
Siee Janson: -=starts Reilin's ship and
lets the screen come back alive=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::sighs:: ::she checks her systems, all green::
Derek H Klivian: -=flies the
ugly that looks like an ewok around iin circles around the toty SSD, then
tries to fire on it once agin=-
Mike Ngo: ::attemps to evade Fel's fighter::
Derek H Klivian: -=spear gets stuck in another crack in face's
toy=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::Takes blow after blow.::
Col Jagged Fel: -=Mike pulls a good move and he tries to
stay behind him=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: she sees a fighter infront of her:: C> where is my target control?
Derek H Klivian: C> -=taunts through his frustration=-
Would you at least TRY to fight back, whomever is in that SSD???
Siee Janson: C> Target all new Repuvlic
craft, black 2 ((Reilin))
Reilin Darklighter: C> copy control, black 2 out ::sighs::
FaceGarik Loran: C>Would you believe
I'm having flash backs to my grade school?
Col Jagged Fel: -=He stays
with Mike some, but he's able to slip away=-
Derek H Klivian: -=looks at the
insanity=- C> I'm not the only one seeing things??
Reilin Darklighter: ::She banked her ship to port, then turned to a corkscrew,
as she got behind MIKE's fighter::
FaceGarik Loran: C>You aren't the only
one.
Mike Ngo: ::cuts to 1/3 and banks hard
to starboard to track fel::
Siee Janson: -=brings up a targeting computer and starts to get a lock
on the clawcraft=- I think it's time to let a mister know it all get some
blaster scars...
Derek H Klivian: C> wanna team up? -=still has no idea
he looks liike an ewok=-
Siee Janson: -=a rubber duckie appears
behind the clawcraft, flying wing to Ngo's fighter=-
FaceGarik Loran: C>Only if you can wear
a cloak and say "Never fear Super Ted" is here.
Col Jagged Fel: -=sees Mike
ship and tries to get behind it again=-
Mike Ngo: ::loses his bearings for a moment and is unable to track
fel::
Wes Janson: -=buttons and then cloak appears=-
Reilin Darklighter: C> Who is infront of me??
Derek H Klivian: C> uhm.....
Reilin Darklighter: ::she looks at the ewok::
Col Jagged Fel: -=Slips in
behind him again=-
Reilin Darklighter: C> an ewok?
FaceGarik Loran: C>Say it.. Come on say it...
Derek H Klivian: *sighs* C>
never fear super ted is here -=dull monotone=-
FaceGarik Loran: C>Yay.. C>That wasn't so hard now was it?
Mike Ngo: ::attempts to pull his fighter
free::
Derek H Klivian: C> will you
hlp me blow something up now?
Siee Janson: C> Mind if I take a few shots, Captain?
FaceGarik Loran: ::He broke hard to port
right flying after Reilin, to use SG to shoot hre down.:: C>Sure
Col Jagged Fel: -=Pulls his fighter up and around following
Mike=-
Derek H Klivian: -=follows with his ewok to be the toy SSD's
wingman=-
Col Jagged Fel: -=Mike gets
away from him=-
Siee Janson: -=flips around and works to
get on Fel's tail=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::her scaner lights up as she banks hard to port, then
into a corkscrew::
Mike Ngo: ::pulls around and attempts to track fel::
Derek H Klivian: -=works to follow reilin's ship -- And the spear goes straight past her shp=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He broke after her firing all the way.::
Siee Janson: -=gets back on Ngo's wing and
flys a few kilcks behind him=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::sees a spear fly past her she turns back to see an Ewok::
C> what in sithhell is that?
Col Jagged Fel: -=Chops his
throttle and pulls back on the stick=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banks to port::
FaceGarik Loran: C>It's super Ted and
he's here to save the day! ::He is saying it in a dramatic and calm voice.::
Reilin Darklighter: :;the dives into a corkscrew to loose the ewok::
Derek H Klivian: -=follows best his whatevership can sP=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He flew back in towards Reilin's tail.::
Derek H Klivian: -=she looseshim.=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she looses the ewok,. as she sees the claw trying to
get behind her::
Mike Ngo: ::chops throttle and tries
to persue::
Siee Janson: -=banks up after fel=-
Reilin Darklighter: enough of this!
Wes Janson: -=stays on his tail, passing ngo=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::She banks hard to port, rolling::
Derek H Klivian: -=tries to gt her in sights and fires=-
++sg
Derek H Klivian: -=gts a spear into her hutt or whatever
she's flying now=-
Col Jagged Fel: -=attempts
to get behind Ngo and lose the duck=-
Siee Janson: -=gets a lock on Fel and opens fire=- -=two
shots hit dead on while the third goes wide=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He tries to get Reilin into his sights so he can shoot
her down, SG.::
Siee Janson: C> Feel the power of the duck!
Mike Ngo: ::attempts to evade::
Col Jagged Fel: -=tries to stay with=- -=Isn't able
to=-
Mike Ngo: ::swings his fighter around to get on his tail::
Reilin Darklighter: ::she Dives into a corkscrew to port, the banks to starboard::
Siee Janson: -=targets Fel again and fires=-
Derek H Klivian: -=waits for Face to stop shooting and attempts
to get Reilin's hutt into his sights to shoot again SG=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He watches her go into those wonderfous moves.::
Derek H Klivian: -=she dives
right into his sites and he hits her ith another speark=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she dives to avoid::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He broke hard to port right to swing his blasts down
towards the flying hutt.::
Reilin Darklighter: ::she avoids his shots::
Wes Janson: -=one of the three hit, leaving more damage along the clawcraft=-
Mike Ngo: ::manuevers on fel's tail::
Derek H Klivian: -=tries to get
back onto her tail, and face's wing=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she rolls up to port, the turns to face the claw::
Derek H Klivian: -=is able to do so=-
Col Jagged Fel: -=glances
back seeing laser fire from the duck and Mike and tries a power slide=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::it works as she fires at him::
Col Jagged Fel: -=power slide is good=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::4 shots him::
Derek H Klivian: -=fies around beautifully, before he gets
lodged nto a piece of the green jello, and flies out of control=-
Mike Ngo: damn... ::attempts to emulate the slide::
Derek H Klivian: -=spins in the green stuff untilhe falls
into the sun and explodes=-
Mike Ngo: yea right... ::he loses the lock on fel::
Derek H Klivian: -=his screen
goes balcadk=- well, at least I got a boom.
Col Jagged Fel: -=continues the slide and quickly gets back
on mike=-
Siee Janson: -=looks up to see a few of
the higher ups entering the sim area=- Umm.. I'm gonna take a walk... join
me wes?
Wes Janson: Yeah... sure thing.
Siee Janson: -=disconnects the datapad and
walks off with Wes is a very fast walk=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::the screens go blank as the sim ends abruptly::
FaceGarik Loran: ::Hits the self destruct button.::
Siee Janson: -=all screens die cause of
the abrupt disconnect=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: all the canopies pop open::
Derek H Klivian: -=gets out all haggard looking=- Death
by Green Jello..........
Mike Ngo: ::sighs, hopping out of his
sim pod::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He rubs his eyes tiredly.::
Reilin Darklighter: ::her canopy opens as she rubs the sweat from her face::
Nice shooting
FaceGarik Loran: Oh well.
Derek H Klivian: -=stumbles down
the ladder, having been flying for too many hours straight now=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::looks at the higher ups as they enter::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He gets up and dusts
himself off.:: ::He gets down and stretches.:: That was just plain strange.
Derek H Klivian: -=sits on the
floor and puts his head on his knees=-
Reilin Darklighter: Hey Hobbie...lets get a drink
Derek H Klivian: Crazy... I've
finally lost my mind.... -=mutters=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::offers him a hand to help him up::
Derek H Klivian: -=looks up and
shakes his head=- I think I had too much already -=takes proffered hand
and gets up=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::helps him up:: sorry boss, won't take no for an answer - right guys? ::she looks back to the others hanging around::
Mike Ngo: ugh... ::shaking his head
to clear it, and looks up::
Reilin Darklighter: ... :: she grabs Mike, by the arm, and fel, and drags them::
Come on
Derek H Klivian: Alright, alright.....
Col Jagged Fel: I should remind
you I'm not old enough to drink.
Mike Ngo: ::dragged by the arm:: jeez...
Derek H Klivian: -=looks at fel=-
around here, if you're old enough to fight, you're old enough to drink.
Reilin Darklighter: don't worry about that
FaceGarik Loran: ::He folds his arms behind
his head as he began to follow.::
Reilin Darklighter: no worrys about that ::grins::
Derek H Klivian: -=follows slowly=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::smiles as she lets go if Fel::
Mike Ngo: ::winces:: okayokay i'll walk,
you're taring at my skin...
Reilin Darklighter: sorry ::she lets go of him, trying not to blush::
Mike Ngo: ::he retrieves his hand, rubbing
at his wrist::
Derek H Klivian: -=chuckles to
himself=-
Mike Ngo: ::looks back up at rei:: some
nice flying, considering the odd circumstances in the sim
Reilin Darklighter: thank you... ::she smiles, looking down::
Mike Ngo: ::smiles tiredly, considering he's just gotten back from
mission and a sim gone awry::
Reilin Darklighter: :: they enter downtime, to find the lights off:: ::the doors close behind them,::
Reilin Darklighter: 1..2..3..
Derek H Klivian: SURPRISE!!!!!!
Reilin Darklighter: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
FaceGarik Loran: Surprise.
Derek H Klivian: -=looks at Ngo
and grins=-
Col Jagged Fel: -=brithday kiss=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::The lights come on and down time is decorated a cake
in the middle of the room::
-----------END---------------
Mike - Mike | Hobbie - Shelonei | Gavin - Isa | Jagged
- Corey | Wes - Alison | Siee - Alison | Face - Shawn
Siee Janson: -=waits until Hobbie's pod is locked, then runs to the
controls and pulls out her datapad with the hacking program =-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He broke hard to port
right as he brought the craft's full speed into it.::
Derek H Klivian: -=starts checking controls for the X-Tie
Ugly=-
Mike Ngo: ::he brackets his fighter
left to flank::
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banked to get to behind the first squint::
Derek H Klivian: <I>Always wondered what it'd be like
to be a merc or pirate......</I>
Reilin Darklighter: ::she fired a few shots::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He pulled back as he went upwards in a flying loop attempting
to come back around her tail::
Siee Janson: -=hacks into the simulator system easy=- Oh, this is so
going to be fun.
FaceGarik Loran: ::He hit the depresseor firing lasers towards her tail.::
Derek H Klivian: -=waits to be dropped into whatever the
others are in on=-
Mike Ngo: ::slows his TIE back a bit, as he does not have a clear
shot::
Reilin Darklighter: :: her 3 shots hit Face's tie, as she banked to port::
Siee Janson: -=drops Hobbie into the sim game with the others. However,
the X-Tie appears as an ewok to the rest of the sim pilots=- -=grabs
the 'mission control' microphone and hands it to Fel=-
Derek H Klivian: -=tries to hamm it up=- OpenComm> I'm
here to kill you all! -=has no idea
the others see him as a flying ewok=-
Col Jagged Fel: C> Attention New Republic fighters new unknown target
exiting hyperspace.
Reilin Darklighter: :: her com was off, she was concentrating on the squints::
Derek H Klivian: -=takes what
he thinks is an Uglie in a frivolous loop=-
Col Jagged Fel: C> Be warned we're reading
that this unknown target is armed and dangerous.
Reilin Darklighter: C> roger control
Siee Janson: -=gets a lock on ngo's fighter
and starts to play with the com system=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He hit the firing stud on his gun and released blasts
towards her tail.::
Derek H Klivian: -=fires a warning shot - but it looks like
an arrow flying=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banked hard to port::
Siee Janson: -=whispers=- what shall we make Captain Ngo sound like?
Mike Ngo: ::he pulls a long arcing bank
to port, then executes a quick split-s::
Col Jagged Fel: Can you make him sound like
Wedge?
Reilin Darklighter: ::her fighther jinked as the shots hit her shields::
FaceGarik Loran: Com>Mike>How are you doing Black 1?
Mike Ngo: ::he breaks the lock with
relative ease::
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banked, into a corkscrew spin, then rolling to port
getting behind the squint that shot her::
Siee Janson: -=pulls up Wedge's old flight
logs and matches sound waves=- give me something inventive next time.
-=smiles and finishes program=-
Derek H Klivian: -=tries to think of what Wes mght say=-
C>Prepare to meet your deaths!
Mike Ngo: C>you're black 1, i'm black
2
FaceGarik Loran: ::He hit hard to port right attempting to screw back around
to meet her tail.::
Mike Ngo: C>and i'm being attacked
Derek H Klivian: -=starts heading for the unoccupied TIE
(Face's)=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He deppresed the firing
stud in Starship Gunnery as he fired at her tail.::
Siee Janson: -=Mike's last com message
comes across in Wedge's voice=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: she dived, then banked to starboard::
Derek H Klivian: -=blinks in surprise, wonders how the sith
wedge got here=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she managed to get behind his tail firing::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He mumbled under his breath someone was headed his way,
he started climbing above them.::
Derek H Klivian: -=wobble,s
almost flies into face=- -=tries not
to do so=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::two of her shots hit::
FaceGarik Loran: ::Of course he fails exploding up real good and his screen
goes blank.:: ::Kicks the device and shakes his head.::
Derek H Klivian: -=luckily doesn't
fly right into face, glad that he hadn't fired any shots yet=-
Siee Janson: -=a magical umbrella appears behind Face's Tie and blocks
all the lasers and absorbs the hits=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: she rolled to port going after the second squint::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He blinked as he was in space once again.::
Siee Janson: -=restarts Face's ship before he can cancel out=-
FaceGarik Loran: What in...the... Com>Mike>What just happened?
Siee Janson: -=however, he is now flying
a speeder bike=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she finds her to her port, and heads toward him::
Derek H Klivian: -=looks around
for missing tie which suddenly reappears... right above him! dives=-
Mike Ngo: C>i think someone's messing
with the sim controls
FaceGarik Loran: ::He broke hard to port right as he began to fly towards
her tail. He wasn't going to let this get to him.::
Reilin Darklighter: :: her shields double front::
Derek H Klivian: -=gets out
of the way and looks up to see....=- C> a speeder bike????
Siee Janson: -=laughs and looks at Fel=-
FaceGarik Loran: Com>Mike>Oh goody..
Next think you'll know someone's ship is going to end up looking like
a flying Hutt.
Reilin Darklighter: ::get a lock with a torpedo she got a lock on Mike::
Mike Ngo: C>geez, someones got lock-on
Reilin Darklighter: ::she fired::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He fired at Reilin's tail.::
Wes Janson: -=grins and in a few secconds, reilin's ship looks like
a flying hutt=-
Col Jagged Fel: Put them in an asteroid field
Derek H Klivian: -=flie up toward
the TIE and throws off a few shots taht look to the others like fling
spears coming from a giant ewok=-
Siee Janson: what kind of asteroids?
Reilin Darklighter: ::she watched as the missle hit;:
Mike Ngo: ::pulls up, and at the last minute inverts and dives to
avoid the missiles::
Col Jagged Fel: But the asteroids are green jello
Derek H Klivian: -=all shots
pepper Mike's shields=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He attempted to use Starship Piloting to get away from
the flying spears.::
Reilin Darklighter: ::the missle missed, exploding at its range::
Derek H Klivian: -=grumbles
as shots don't penetrate the shields=-
Reilin Darklighter: C>Sithspit!
Siee Janson: -=plays with the keys and
suddenly hundreds of green jello asteroids appear all around them.=-
Derek H Klivian: C> THA sith!?????
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banked and rolled comming up for another pass::
Col Jagged Fel: Okay I'm going in.
Mike Ngo: alright that's it....
Derek H Klivian: -=tries to fly around a jello, bu ends up
going straight through=- C> -=sigh=-
Col Jagged Fel: Have a clawcraft ready for me in sim number 14.
Siee Janson: -=presses button and a pod
opens=- have fun
Reilin Darklighter: ::two shots hit::
Col Jagged Fel: -=Runs to pod=- -=hops
in and closes the hatch=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::a stand-by screen comes on::
Derek H Klivian: -=ewok flies
around in circles, looking for a good in=-
Reilin Darklighter: C> what the...
FaceGarik Loran: C>Super Ewok?
<b>DESCRIPTION:</B>: ((recap - Isa is a flying Hutt, Face on speeder bike, Hobbie
is an ewok, and Mike sounds like Wedge while flying in an asteroid field
of green jello))
Col Jagged Fel: -=Starts up his sim=-
FaceGarik Loran: C>Vroom Vroom?
Reilin Darklighter: ::sighs::
Derek H Klivian: -=dodges more
jello asteroids, and zeroes in on the speederbike=- C> I'll bet anything
a janson's in on this...... -=mutters=-
Siee Janson: -=tiny image of a dancing ewok runs across Fel's sim pod,
waving, then the field opens up to teh jelo asteroid space=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: the screen turns back to the 2 shots hitting the squint::
Col Jagged Fel: -=Grins but keeps quiet as to sneak up on them=-
Derek H Klivian: -=goes to shoot
speederbike, the blasts looking to everyone else like spears=-
Col Jagged Fel: -=Guns his engines=-
Derek H Klivian: -=peppers the speederbike=- -=with what he t hinks are blasts but are spears looking
to the others=- -=watches the blasts disappear in an umbrella,
has no idea he looks like an ewok instead of an UGlie=-
Wes Janson: -=walks into the sim room,
seeing Siee at the controls=- What are you doing?
Siee Janson: -=sees Wes=- Ummm... I'm having
some fun?
Derek H Klivian: C> -=getting
frustrted=- WHY CAN'T I BLOW SOMETHING UP ALREADY!!!!?????
Reilin Darklighter: :: her last 2 shots hit Mike, as the jello exploded::
Wes Janson: -=punches Fel into the program, in a completely soot covered
clawcraft=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He hits the firing button
shooting at Reilin's tail.::
Derek H Klivian: -=tuns and goes after the Hutt (reilin)=- -=since
he can't shoot the speederbike with the unbrella=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: her shields absorve the hits::
FaceGarik Loran: C>I wish I had a nice
BIG Bantha burger. ::Waits for
a second to see if it appears.:
:
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banks, and faces the speeder head to head, firing::
Derek H Klivian: -=four out of five shots pepper reilins
hutt=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He attempted to use SP
to hit hard to port right to break away from the head to head.::
Derek H Klivian: -=looking like
itty spears=-
Wes Janson: -=observes the sim screen=- Siee...
FaceGarik Loran: ::He fails completely and
he watches himself go boom.;:
Reilin Darklighter: :: 5 our of 6 shots hit the speeder:: ::heads toward the last target::
Wes Janson: -=pushes some more buttons
and Face's head suddenly turns into a talking bantha burger... with onions=-
FaceGarik Loran: C>This isn't what I meant...
Derek H Klivian: C> Boom? Where's the boom? -=whimpers
almost=- There's supposed to be a planet shattring
kaboom!
Reilin Darklighter: ::heads after the clawcraft::
FaceGarik Loran: C>Let's try this again...
I wish I was a BIG Super Duper Star Destroyer.
Reilin Darklighter: :: getting a lot she fires::
Wes Janson: Let me get this one... -=pushes a few buttons and a tiny
star destroyer appears as a hood ornament on the speeder bike=-
Derek H Klivian: -=sees the
burgerman on speederbike, with the umbrell, and decides to go hed to hed
to avoid the umbrella...
FaceGarik Loran: C>AH well I tried.
Derek H Klivian: -=misses and
tries agaon, throwing another little spear=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::the craft explodes::
Derek H Klivian: -=blows off
the hood ornament=- C> WHERES THE KABOOM!?
Wes Janson: -=plays with Hobbie's com system=- Ewokesse anyone?
Derek H Klivian: -=one sear flies
by, but two spears get stuck in the speederbike thingie=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she wipes the sweat from her face::
FaceGarik Loran: C>This is just getting nuts...
Derek H Klivian: -=let go fo
controls=- I've finally lost my mind... I knew it was coming, but this
is rediculous!
Reilin Darklighter: ::she signs out, as she got most of the targets at least
once::
Siee Janson: -=her computer won't let her... and tiny ewoks stick their
tongues out at her from her screen=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::Attempts to give up.::
Reilin Darklighter: C> ::growls:: Siee...I know its you.. let me out
Derek H Klivian: C> I've gotta get out of hre.... -=comes
over the comm to the others as=- <I>meechoo che donno moktok</I>
Reilin Darklighter: C> Siee...I've got to go see Major Darklighter :: she sat there waiting
for the canopy to open::
Mike Ngo: ::he attempts to shake Jagged off his tail::
Wes Janson: OpenComm> Just for everyone
to know, Gavin is fine and sleeping away in bacta and won't be out for about
another 3 hours.
Reilin Darklighter: ::growls::
Col Jagged Fel: -=tries to stay with him=-
Reilin Darklighter: C> Siee...
alright fine
FaceGarik Loran: C>I'm not moving a single spot or pressing a single
button until I get my Star Destroyer.
Col Jagged Fel: -=Is able to
stay with and fires a shot=- -=his shots miss=-
Mike Ngo: ::cuts his throttle to one third, inverts, feigns a dive,
goes fill throttle and arcs his fighter opposide the feigned dive::
Siee Janson: -=gives brother an evil Janson
smile then plays with the keyboard=--=suddenly,
Faces screen comes up looking like he's flying a SSD, but to everyone else,
it's a minature one that kids play with=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::fires randomely at what ever is infront of her::
Col Jagged Fel: -=fires again=-
Mike Ngo: ::fails to shake Fel::
Derek H Klivian: -=sighs and
mustters=- C> well if I can't hit a speederbike, maybe I can gt that
toy.....
Col Jagged Fel: -=His lasers hit=-
Derek H Klivian: -=goes for the
toy SSD and fires his bolts tht look like spears=-
Mike Ngo: ::his shields drop by half::
Derek H Klivian: -=one spear gets lodged in a crack in the
toy=-
Wes Janson: I got one... -=wes punches
in a few buttons and now Ngo is in an exact replica of Gavin Darklighter's
ship and his voice patterens have changed=- Start the sister up now
FaceGarik Loran: ::Blinks::
Siee Janson: -=starts Reilin's ship and
lets the screen come back alive=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::sighs:: ::she checks her systems, all green::
Derek H Klivian: -=flies the
ugly that looks like an ewok around iin circles around the toty SSD, then
tries to fire on it once agin=-
Mike Ngo: ::attemps to evade Fel's fighter::
Derek H Klivian: -=spear gets stuck in another crack in face's
toy=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::Takes blow after blow.::
Col Jagged Fel: -=Mike pulls a good move and he tries to
stay behind him=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: she sees a fighter infront of her:: C> where is my target control?
Derek H Klivian: C> -=taunts through his frustration=-
Would you at least TRY to fight back, whomever is in that SSD???
Siee Janson: C> Target all new Repuvlic
craft, black 2 ((Reilin))
Reilin Darklighter: C> copy control, black 2 out ::sighs::
FaceGarik Loran: C>Would you believe
I'm having flash backs to my grade school?
Col Jagged Fel: -=He stays
with Mike some, but he's able to slip away=-
Derek H Klivian: -=looks at the
insanity=- C> I'm not the only one seeing things??
Reilin Darklighter: ::She banked her ship to port, then turned to a corkscrew,
as she got behind MIKE's fighter::
FaceGarik Loran: C>You aren't the only
one.
Mike Ngo: ::cuts to 1/3 and banks hard
to starboard to track fel::
Siee Janson: -=brings up a targeting computer and starts to get a lock
on the clawcraft=- I think it's time to let a mister know it all get some
blaster scars...
Derek H Klivian: C> wanna team up? -=still has no idea
he looks liike an ewok=-
Siee Janson: -=a rubber duckie appears
behind the clawcraft, flying wing to Ngo's fighter=-
FaceGarik Loran: C>Only if you can wear
a cloak and say "Never fear Super Ted" is here.
Col Jagged Fel: -=sees Mike
ship and tries to get behind it again=-
Mike Ngo: ::loses his bearings for a moment and is unable to track
fel::
Wes Janson: -=buttons and then cloak appears=-
Reilin Darklighter: C> Who is infront of me??
Derek H Klivian: C> uhm.....
Reilin Darklighter: ::she looks at the ewok::
Col Jagged Fel: -=Slips in
behind him again=-
Reilin Darklighter: C> an ewok?
FaceGarik Loran: C>Say it.. Come on say it...
Derek H Klivian: *sighs* C>
never fear super ted is here -=dull monotone=-
FaceGarik Loran: C>Yay.. C>That wasn't so hard now was it?
Mike Ngo: ::attempts to pull his fighter
free::
Derek H Klivian: C> will you
hlp me blow something up now?
Siee Janson: C> Mind if I take a few shots, Captain?
FaceGarik Loran: ::He broke hard to port
right flying after Reilin, to use SG to shoot hre down.:: C>Sure
Col Jagged Fel: -=Pulls his fighter up and around following
Mike=-
Derek H Klivian: -=follows with his ewok to be the toy SSD's
wingman=-
Col Jagged Fel: -=Mike gets
away from him=-
Siee Janson: -=flips around and works to
get on Fel's tail=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::her scaner lights up as she banks hard to port, then
into a corkscrew::
Mike Ngo: ::pulls around and attempts to track fel::
Derek H Klivian: -=works to follow reilin's ship -- And the spear goes straight past her shp=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He broke after her firing all the way.::
Siee Janson: -=gets back on Ngo's wing and
flys a few kilcks behind him=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::sees a spear fly past her she turns back to see an Ewok::
C> what in sithhell is that?
Col Jagged Fel: -=Chops his
throttle and pulls back on the stick=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she banks to port::
FaceGarik Loran: C>It's super Ted and
he's here to save the day! ::He is saying it in a dramatic and calm voice.::
Reilin Darklighter: :;the dives into a corkscrew to loose the ewok::
Derek H Klivian: -=follows best his whatevership can sP=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He flew back in towards Reilin's tail.::
Derek H Klivian: -=she looseshim.=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she looses the ewok,. as she sees the claw trying to
get behind her::
Mike Ngo: ::chops throttle and tries
to persue::
Siee Janson: -=banks up after fel=-
Reilin Darklighter: enough of this!
Wes Janson: -=stays on his tail, passing ngo=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::She banks hard to port, rolling::
Derek H Klivian: -=tries to gt her in sights and fires=-
++sg
Derek H Klivian: -=gts a spear into her hutt or whatever
she's flying now=-
Col Jagged Fel: -=attempts
to get behind Ngo and lose the duck=-
Siee Janson: -=gets a lock on Fel and opens fire=- -=two
shots hit dead on while the third goes wide=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He tries to get Reilin into his sights so he can shoot
her down, SG.::
Siee Janson: C> Feel the power of the duck!
Mike Ngo: ::attempts to evade::
Col Jagged Fel: -=tries to stay with=- -=Isn't able
to=-
Mike Ngo: ::swings his fighter around to get on his tail::
Reilin Darklighter: ::she Dives into a corkscrew to port, the banks to starboard::
Siee Janson: -=targets Fel again and fires=-
Derek H Klivian: -=waits for Face to stop shooting and attempts
to get Reilin's hutt into his sights to shoot again SG=-
FaceGarik Loran: ::He watches her go into those wonderfous moves.::
Derek H Klivian: -=she dives
right into his sites and he hits her ith another speark=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she dives to avoid::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He broke hard to port right to swing his blasts down
towards the flying hutt.::
Reilin Darklighter: ::she avoids his shots::
Wes Janson: -=one of the three hit, leaving more damage along the clawcraft=-
Mike Ngo: ::manuevers on fel's tail::
Derek H Klivian: -=tries to get
back onto her tail, and face's wing=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::she rolls up to port, the turns to face the claw::
Derek H Klivian: -=is able to do so=-
Col Jagged Fel: -=glances
back seeing laser fire from the duck and Mike and tries a power slide=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::it works as she fires at him::
Col Jagged Fel: -=power slide is good=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::4 shots him::
Derek H Klivian: -=fies around beautifully, before he gets
lodged nto a piece of the green jello, and flies out of control=-
Mike Ngo: damn... ::attempts to emulate the slide::
Derek H Klivian: -=spins in the green stuff untilhe falls
into the sun and explodes=-
Mike Ngo: yea right... ::he loses the lock on fel::
Derek H Klivian: -=his screen
goes balcadk=- well, at least I got a boom.
Col Jagged Fel: -=continues the slide and quickly gets back
on mike=-
Siee Janson: -=looks up to see a few of
the higher ups entering the sim area=- Umm.. I'm gonna take a walk... join
me wes?
Wes Janson: Yeah... sure thing.
Siee Janson: -=disconnects the datapad and
walks off with Wes is a very fast walk=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::the screens go blank as the sim ends abruptly::
FaceGarik Loran: ::Hits the self destruct button.::
Siee Janson: -=all screens die cause of
the abrupt disconnect=-
Reilin Darklighter: :: all the canopies pop open::
Derek H Klivian: -=gets out all haggard looking=- Death
by Green Jello..........
Mike Ngo: ::sighs, hopping out of his
sim pod::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He rubs his eyes tiredly.::
Reilin Darklighter: ::her canopy opens as she rubs the sweat from her face::
Nice shooting
FaceGarik Loran: Oh well.
Derek H Klivian: -=stumbles down
the ladder, having been flying for too many hours straight now=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::looks at the higher ups as they enter::
FaceGarik Loran: ::He gets up and dusts
himself off.:: ::He gets down and stretches.:: That was just plain strange.
Derek H Klivian: -=sits on the
floor and puts his head on his knees=-
Reilin Darklighter: Hey Hobbie...lets get a drink
Derek H Klivian: Crazy... I've
finally lost my mind.... -=mutters=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::offers him a hand to help him up::
Derek H Klivian: -=looks up and
shakes his head=- I think I had too much already -=takes proffered hand
and gets up=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::helps him up:: sorry boss, won't take no for an answer - right guys? ::she looks back to the others hanging around::
Mike Ngo: ugh... ::shaking his head
to clear it, and looks up::
Reilin Darklighter: ... :: she grabs Mike, by the arm, and fel, and drags them::
Come on
Derek H Klivian: Alright, alright.....
Col Jagged Fel: I should remind
you I'm not old enough to drink.
Mike Ngo: ::dragged by the arm:: jeez...
Derek H Klivian: -=looks at fel=-
around here, if you're old enough to fight, you're old enough to drink.
Reilin Darklighter: don't worry about that
FaceGarik Loran: ::He folds his arms behind
his head as he began to follow.::
Reilin Darklighter: no worrys about that ::grins::
Derek H Klivian: -=follows slowly=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::smiles as she lets go if Fel::
Mike Ngo: ::winces:: okayokay i'll walk,
you're taring at my skin...
Reilin Darklighter: sorry ::she lets go of him, trying not to blush::
Mike Ngo: ::he retrieves his hand, rubbing
at his wrist::
Derek H Klivian: -=chuckles to
himself=-
Mike Ngo: ::looks back up at rei:: some
nice flying, considering the odd circumstances in the sim
Reilin Darklighter: thank you... ::she smiles, looking down::
Mike Ngo: ::smiles tiredly, considering he's just gotten back from
mission and a sim gone awry::
Reilin Darklighter: :: they enter downtime, to find the lights off:: ::the doors close behind them,::
Reilin Darklighter: 1..2..3..
Derek H Klivian: SURPRISE!!!!!!
Reilin Darklighter: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
FaceGarik Loran: Surprise.
Derek H Klivian: -=looks at Ngo
and grins=-
Col Jagged Fel: -=brithday kiss=-
Reilin Darklighter: ::The lights come on and down time is decorated a cake
in the middle of the room::
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