Zero G
By Shawn Lovelett
Wedge: Hello everyone this is RHN at the annual Corellian Zero G Bowl, end
of year game!
Krinveedo: I'm your second announcer... Krinveedo Heh heh heh.
Wedge: The Rodian with the Corellian charm... Wait a second... Who put that
on the monitor?
Krinveedo: Heh heh heh..I wouldn't know. ::Tosses aside the slicer data pad.::
Kell: And your third and final announcer Kell Tainer, me... And I'm wearing
my helmet.
Wedge: Why are you wearing a helmet?
Kell: Everytime I do something this stupid rodian kicks me down a flight
of stairs or off a hill or hits me with a stupid pipe!!!
Krinveedo: So? Heh heh heh.
Wedge: Guys, guys! We're supposed to be covering the Zero G Bowl!
Krinveedo: Oh okay.. Heh Heh heh.
Kell: Here comes team Captain...AHHHH!!!!! ::He falls over twitching.::
Jawa: ::Climbs into the chair and settles down, turning off the tazer.::
Wedge: ......Well that solves one problem..
Krinveedo: Heh heh heh.
Jawa: Here comes Team Captain Han Solo, of the Dead Imperial.
Wedge: And the opposing Team Captain Corran Horn of the Rogue's Rogue.
Krinveedo: How original Heh heh heh.
Wedge: You try coming up with a team name while trying out fly two squadrons
of TIE Fighters.
Jawa: The coin is tossed into the air...And...
Wedge: It's still floating there.. Someone forgot to turn on the gravity.
Krinveedo: Looks like a ref is being called out, Heh heh heh.
::A minute passes.::
Jawa: So it'll be the Dead Rebels kicking off...
Wedge: You mean throwing off.
Jawa: But kicking off sounds so much better.
Krinveedo: And there goes the ball into the air, heh heh heh.
Wedge: Stunning catch made by star player Garik Face Loran for the Dead Imperial.
Jawa: From Garik Loran The Face to Dia Passik.. And then to Tyria.. AMAZING!
Krinveedo: GOAL!!!! Heh heh heh.
::10 minutes pass.::
Wedge: The score is 10-8 in favor of Rogue's Rogue... We'll be taking a break
to our message board.
::Commercial Break.::
Hobbie: Hi.. I'm Derek Klivian or Hobbie to my friends.. I'm a member of
Rogue Squadron. And I'm here to talk to you about Flav-o-Bacta. The Bacta
Cartel is working day and night to supply you with sweet tasting bacta. Like
Cherry, Grape, Vanilla, and my personal favroite chocolate. And remember
Bacta also keeps your skin young & healthy. Don't believe me? ::He pulls
off his shirt showing a small 'blaster wound.':: I'm also a member of the
Bacta Club for Republic Officers. ::He dunks in.::
Voice Over: From Luke Skywalker to Hobbie Kelvin, we're serving everyone...
::Silly Song Plays.::
::Flashes to commercial.::
Voice Over: His parents died before he knew them... He will carry on
a legacy...He's.. Veggie Potter, with his friends.. Wes Weaslcho, and
'Winter'ermogine. He'll fly into your hearts and never leave.
Coming Soon... To a Holo- Theater Near You.
::Next Commercial.::
Voice Over: One Lightsaber To Rule Them All....One Lightsaber to find them,
One Lightsaber to bring them into the Darkness and Bind them...
Emperor Palpatine is seeking the Lightsaber... He'll destroy all whom oppose
him.. You must take it to the Death Star where it was wrought.
Luke Skywalker: But I'm afraid..
Obi-Wan: But it must be done...Or all will be loss.
Voice Over: A fellowship will protect him.
Han Solo: You'll have my blaster.
Chewbacca: :RAggrrr<My Quarrel>
Obi-Wan: And my lightsaber.
::Scene changes::
Voice Over: He'll face many perils in.. Star Wars: The Fellowship of the
Lightsaber.
::Returns to the network.::
Wedge: Who came up with that?
Krinveedo: Someone with alot of time on their hands. Heh heh heh
Jawa: My cousion tried it..It's very relaxing.
Krinveedo: No one asked you, stupid Jawa. ::He bops him over the head witha
pipe.:: Sweet dreams, heh heh heh. ::Pushes him out of the chair.::
Kell: ....I....I...I'm alive... ::Climbs into the chair.::And it wasn't the..Rodian
that hurt me.. THE FORCE DOES LOVE ME!!
Krinveedo: ::Shocks Kell with the Jawa's tazer.:: Or not, heh heh heh.
Kell: ::Lays on the ground twitching in pain.::
Wedge: ::Looks away disguisted.:: Anyway.. The ball is in mid air once agian
like always. There's a pass from Corran to Gavin Darlklighter only be intercpted
by Elassar from Dead Imperial.
Krinveedo: Amazing game we have here, heh heh heh. Hey you know I was thinking
of dating Corran's wife Mirax. Heh heh heh.
::Suddenly a ball flew up and smashed through the window and hit Krinveedo
in the head.::
Krinveedo: ::Flys backwards and slips down on to the floor unconcious.::
Heh...Heh.. Heh..
Wedge: Smart mouth.
::Camera Flashes To the Field where they glance at the 'Cheerleaders'::
Mara Jade: Forget this. ::Tossing away a pom pom, wearing a cheerleader outfit.::
Leia: And I thought the slave outfit was bad. ::Standing there in a cheerleader
uniform.::
Iella: No way.. Not a chance. ::Takes out a blaster set on stun, from somewhere
on her cheerleader outfit.::
::Flashes Back to the Booth Room.::
Wedge: It seems the Cheerleaders are...Rushing the field.. Ouch.. It appears
Princess Leia Organa Solo is pummeling her husband with a pom pom... And..
another cheerleader is aiming a blaster at..::He ducks low as a stun bolt
flys past his head.:: The booth... It seems we're going to have to cut our
broadcasting day short.. Thank you and have a nice day.
Iella: ::Screaming from the field below.::Wedge Antilles you aren't getting
off that easy!
Wedge: Could someone please barricade the door?
Computer Terminal: I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.
Wedge: Um... It's wedge.
Computer Terminal: I'm afraid I can't do that Wedge.
Wedge: What if I shot open the panel and did it myself?
Computer Terminal: I can do that Wedge.
::End::
