Rebel Holo News Welcomes You to Valentine's Day
With Krinveedo.
By Shawn Lovelett
Wedge: As usual we've given Krinveedo one last chance to get it right.
Wes: Basically if he vapes up this time we're having Roasted Rodian tomorrow.
Wedge: Anyway... We now take you to the hanger with Krinveedo..... Reminds
me.. Who hired him anyway?
Wes: I thought it was you.
Wedge: Wasn't me.
Tycho: Don't look at me I didn't hire him!
Wedge: ................. I need a vacation...A LONG one.
-=Flashes To The Hanger.=-
Krinveedo: Thanks me boyos, heh heh heh.
Kell: Why do I have to be camera man?
Krinveedo: Because I'm the Rodian with the corellian's charm, heh heh heh.
Kell: .......Hey why does my head hurt?.
Krinveedo: That isn't a surprise, anyway on to work. Heh heh heh. ::Tossing
aside a metal pipe that he hurt Kell earlier with. Begins approaching a
female Rogue Squadron pilot with a flower.:: Will you be my Valentine? Heh
heh heh.
Elscol Loro: Eat vacum.
Krinveedo: Drats... Heh heh heh.
Kell: This isn't very fun, I thought you'd be doing a cooking show or
something.
Krinveedo: Even the great Krinveedo gets lonely now be silent least ye feel
the wrath of my pipe! Heh heh heh.
Kell: ::Mutters Moron::
Krinveedo: AH HA!!::He quickly runs over to another female Rogue Squadron
pilot.:: Heh heh heh, Would you like to see my talon roll?
Plourr Ilo: No but I think you'd like to see the wall.
Krinveedo: Wall? Heh heh heh.
Plourr Ilo: ::Picks up Krinveedo and sends him flying into the wall.::
Jerk... ::Then walks off.::
Krinveedo: ::Slowly says each word.:: Heh.........Heh........Heh ::Then falls
onto his back.:: Cut...
-=Cuts For a Moment=-
Wedge: What in the hell was that?
Wes: Rodian maiting rituals?
Tycho: I never saw a Rodian fly...Now that I have I think I can die a
confused man.
-=Flashes Back To The Hanger=-
Krinveedo: Whew... Welcome back, please forgive the interuption, Heh heh
heh.
Kell: More like life threatening act of death.
Krinveedo: Hey camera men aren't supposed to talk! Heh heh heh. ::Begins
walking down the hallway.::
Kell: Yeah well... I'm kind of new.
Krinveedo: ::Suddenly stops at a woman with white hair.::Hello would you
be
my Valentine? ::Offering a flower to the girl, then putting an arm around
her.::
Winter: Don't touch me, I'm seeing someone.
Krinveedo: Aww come on you haven't even given me a chance. Heh heh heh
Winter: Well I warned you. ::She breaks Krinveedo's arm.::
Krinveedo: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
-=During a Bacta Break=-
Tycho: I'm beginning to really hate this guy.
Wedge: Who liked him in the first place?
Wes: I like his roguish charm it reminds me of...Well me.
Wedge: You would...
-=Flashes Back To A New Hallway=-
Krinveedo: Here we have the wild human female in her natural habitat... Heh
heh heh.
Feylis Ardele: ::Sitting down playing cards.:: So anyway there I was and
I
vaped this Squint.
Krinveedo: ::Steps over to Feylis and chuckles quite loudly.::
Feylis Ardele: Don't even think about it I'm already seeing someone.
Krinveedo: Well that didn't go so bad now did it? Heh heh heh. ::Looks to
the
other female pilot and is about to say something, then changes his mind.::
I
rather not wake up with a rabid Ewok in my quarters.
Siee Janson: Your a moron you know that?
Krinveedo: I meant your brother's fondess to practical jokes, Heh heh heh.
Siee Janson: Oh....
Iella: I got a blaster clip with your name on it if you open your green trap.
Krinveedo: Funny... That isn't the first time I've heard those exact words.
Heh heh heh.
Iella: ::Rising from her seat flicking it to stun.::
Krinveedo: ::Charges out of the room stun bolts following him & Kell::
AHHHHHH!!!!! Heh heh heh
Kell: This is what I get for following around a crazed rodian!
-=Flashes Back To The Office=-
Wedge: He's got kitchen duty for life.
-=Goes To A New Different Hanger=-
Krinveedo: You can assassinate me any day! Heh heh heh.
Mara Jade: Do you know who I am?
Krinveedo: Yeah so? Heh heh heh.
Mara Jade: I'm married...You know that right?
Krinveedo: So divorce him? Heh heh heh.
Mara Jade: To the most powerful Jedi ever....
Krinveedo: I still don't see your point. Heh heh heh.
Mara Jade: ::Force pushes Krinveedo away into the wall and then walks away.::
-=Flashes Back To Control=-
Wes: ::Says in a real dramatic voice.:: You too will believe a Rodian can
fly...
Wedge: Knock that off.. I'm going to have to call Luke.
-=Flashes Back To Another Pilot's Lounge=-
Mirax: No I don't divorce my husband for a rude and crude Rodian.
Krinveedo: Aww heh heh heh. Then I'm sorry I disturbed you.. ::He turns
around to another female pilot and offers a crushed flower.:: Will you be
my
Valentine? heh heh heh.
Ibtisam: Oh my...
Nirin Vakil: ::Grabs him by the throat and slams a fist or two into
Krinveedo::
Krinveedo: Night...Night...
-=Another Bacta Treatment Later=-
Koyi Komad: No I won't give you a kiss if you give me the hydrospanner.
Krinveedo: Heh heh heh but Krinveedo is handsome, brave, and he can fly.
Koyi Komad: Riiiight.. ::She says and then walks away.::
Krinveedo: ::Turns towards the woman exiting her X-Wing::Hello beautiful
would you like a date? heh heh heh.
Jaina Solo: No...
Shawn: ::Slams a chair across Krinveedo's back.:: Moron.
Jaina Solo: Where did you get that chair in a hanger?
Shawn: .....
Jaina Solo: And where is the rest of Wraith Squadron?
Shawn: Would you believe in the control room?
-=One Hour Later=-
Krinveedo: And this thus concludes Valentine's Day with Krinveedo, heh heh
heh.
Kell: Finally
Krinveedo: Wait a second... What's that!?!?! ::Points behind Kell.::
Kell: ::Turns with the camera::What where!!?
Krinveedo: ::Kicks Kell down a flight of stairs.:: Dork, heh heh heh. ::Pulls
out his comlink.:: Hey pretty lady what flight suit are you wearing today?
heh heh heh.
Tyria's Voice: ........Kell?
-=Back To The Control Room=-
Wedge: Ever feel like your controled by an evil manipulating eneity which
you
cannot but help obey and carry out their twisted commands?
Wes & Tycho: Nope....
Wedge: Good I was worried for a second there.
-=Until Next Month Or Whenver I'm Bored.=-
