My latest work is in Honor of Dana who gave me the
idea & Feni for the first time seeing it in her "Comic" that continued
the adventures of Rogue Squadron in the comics. Guys I can't draw... But
I'm certainly one hell of a writer so in the spirit of that idea...
Welcome to RHN!
By Shawn Lovelett
::The Screen Pops on, at Down Time.::
Face: Oh no.....
Kyp: Yup, I helped them out this time.
Face: How so?
Kyp: You'll see
::On the screen of the Rebel Holo Newsnetwork.::
Krinveedo: I am your announcer Krinveedo, Heh Heh Heh. With special guest
announcer Wes Janson...
Wes Janson: Thank you Krinv--- ::Suddenly is cut off.::
Krinveedo: This is one of my monthly specials simply known as Wildlife with
Krinveedo, Heh Heh Heh.
Wes Janson: Yes and we're going to be tracking the Wild And Unknown Ewok.
Krinveedo: Heh Heh Heh... Yes.. First we must locate him. ::They were inside
of the hanger of the Local New Republic Base.::
Derek Kelvin Hobbie: ::Standing 4ft to the right in a giant Ewok costume
with a very sad look on his face.::
::Camera Flashes back to Down Time.::
Kyp: How else did you think they get him into a costume?
Shawn: ::Starts whisteling "If I only had a Mallet."::
Face: Well... I certainly don't understand it but I'm sure it's quite amusing.
::Camera Flashes back to The Hanger.::
Ewok Hobbie: Guys... I'm right here, I'll never know how you convinced me
to wear this stupid outfit.
Krinveedo: Now what is the first step in observing the wild Ewok?
Wes Janson: We must sedate him & tag him.
Krinveedo: ::Takes out a metal pipe and starts Advancing on Hobbie.::
Ewok Hobbie: AHHHHHHHH!!! ::Starts backing away quickly.::
Wes Janson: HEY NOW WAIT A SECOND!! ::Grabs the Pipe and tosses it away.::
Ewok Hobbie: Thanks Wes! I thought you--::Is cut off.::
Wes Janson: We have new modern techniques in which to sedate the Ewok. Use
the tranquilizer gun.
Krinveedo: Okay! Heh Heh Heh ::Picks up the tranqulizer gun and aims it at
Ewok Hobbie.::
Hobbie: AHHHHHHHH ::Turns and starts running.::
Krinveedo: ::He fires the gun only to misfire.:: BLIMEY! Heh Heh Heh
Wes Janson: Blimey? I would have gone with Curses Foiled.
Krinveedo: To the Janson'mobile! Heh Heh Heh
Wes Janson: Yes quickly to the Janson Mobile!
Krinveedo & Janson: ::They run over to a makeshift resplour sled with
Red-Eye Shawn's Astromech as the driver and screen for his text.::
::Screen Flashes Back to Downtime.::
Shawn: GOD DAMMIT!! I KNEW THAT DROID WAS INVOLVED SOMEHOW!
Face: See what happens when you don't give your droid Memory wipes?
::Screen Flashes Back to The Hanger.::
Krinveedo: Quickly after the wild Ewok! Heh Heh Heh
Red-Eye: You could say please... Or I will upturn this horrible vehicle...
And who designed it anyway?
Wes Janson: Well Myn was bored this morning so he made it for us at a request
from me. Um the prey is getting away..
Krinveedo: The game is afoot! Heh Heh Heh. ::The Vehicle screeches off as
he brought up the tranquilizer gun.::
::Camera Flashes to the hallway.::
Wedge: ::Walking down the hallway minding his own busines, whisteling.::
Ewok Hobbie: ::Runs right by Wedge.:: Sir Excuse me Sir!
Krinveedo: AHHHHHHH!! Look out for WUKA THE EWOK WARRIOR! Heh Heh Heh ::On
the Sled with Janson & Red-Eye, the Evil Astromech.::
Wedge: ::Takes out his comm unit and calls up Han.:: C>Han>I'm going
to Downtime, and I'm buying the drinks. ::He then walks off down the hallway
shaking his head in utter dismay.::
Han: C>Wedge> I'll be right there....
::Camera Returns to the Chase.::
Ewok Hobbie: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Krinveedo: ::Fires his 8th shot missing once again, and curses quite loudly.::
Wes Janson: ::He grabs the tranqulizer gun.:: Give me that! ::He aims and
fires, watching the shot hit Ewok Hobbie in the back of the neck.::
Krinveedo: NICE SHOT JANSON! Heh Heh Heh
Ewok Hobbie: ::Topples forward and is knocked out.::
Wes Janson: Bring the car about and we can tag him.
Krinveedo: While we tag this little critter, you can watch the local Commercials.
Heh Heh Heh
::Camera Flashes To Downtime.::
Kyp: Excuse me I'm needed for further assistance with this program. ::Gets
up and steps out.::
Shawn: ::Notices as Wedge & Han step in, after Corran stepped out a minute
ago.:: Hey guys.
Wedge: So what did we miss?
Face: Not much... Kyp here "suggested" that Hobbie wear an Ewok suit and
now Wes & Krinveedo are now hunting him down.
Han: ............. It's never a dull day around here with your Squadrons.
Wedge: Sure, when they do something crazy their MY squadron.
::Camera switches back to the The Rebel Holo Newsnetwork statement of the
Hunt For Ewok Hobbie.::
Ewok Hobbie: ::Nows standing around with a little tag attached to the ear
of his costume.::
Wes Janson: Now that we have designated the Ewok for study we are going to...
Krinveedo: Observe his mating habits! Heh Heh Heh.
Wes Janson: ::Gives Krinveedo a dirty look.::
Krinveedo: Now let us take you there...
::A minute or two of missing air time happens, then they return in a hallway.::
Dana: ::Stepping down the hallway, midning her own business when suddenly
is approached by a rather strange looking Derek Hobbie in a giant Ewok Suit.
Her face contorts in near blind laugher.::
Ewok Hobbie: Do I have to!?!?
Kyp: ::Starts to wave his hand.::
Ewok Hobbie: ::Suddenly he starts to pound his feet left and right as he
wiggles his hip.:: Yub, Yub.. I'm an Ewok. and I love you... ::Continues
to go back and forth on his feet.:: Yub Yub.. I'm an Ewok will you mate with
me? ::His voice dead-pan and rather fearful of what she'll do to him.::
Dana: ...... ::She tilts her head back and laughs. Before turning her head
towards Krinveedo, Wes, & Kyp and gives them the death stare.::
Wes: It's at this point... We'd like to---
Krinveedo: Take a commercial break! Heh Heh Heh.
Red-Eye: Running would be a good idea. ::Text Scrolls across the show.::
::Camera Flashes Back to Downtime.::
Shawn: At least they stopped picking on Tyria.
Face: For the time being.
Shawn: So ture, so true.
Wedge: ::Is on his second glass of Whyren's Reserve.::
::Camera Flashes Back to them running away in their vehicle.::
Wes Janson: Tune in tomorrow while we will be observing the wild---::Cut
off again.::
Krinveedo: The Wild Commander in his natural habittat of Paperwork. Heh Heh
Heh.
Kyp: Why am I sitting in a resploursled being chased by a girl welding a
blaster?
Krinveedo: ::Looks like he is about to say something when suddenly he is
hit over the head with metal pipe and collapses in his seat.::
Wes Janson: ::Puts away the metal pipe and ducks from a blaster bolt from
Dana.:: Because you joinned this little expedition yesterday, heh heh heh.
::The camera flashes off.::
