Rebel Wrestling Federation
By Shawn Lovelett
::The Image flashes on.::
Shawn: Welcome to Shawn's Holo-book report... I'd just like to... ::Lets
out a yawn.::
Uh.. I'm tired.. ::collapses forward.::
Krinveedo: This just in.//.. We've discovered exactly why Shawn sleeps so
much. ::He tosses away the bottle of sleeping pills.:: But we won't release
the information right now, heh heh heh. Instead we'll take you to the RWF!
Rebel Wresteling Federation!
::Camera Flashes to a Recording taken from Last Night.::
::The Song "Let's Play a Game!" started and Wes Janson ran out to the "make
shift" ring in the Hanger.::
Wes: I'm going to beat my opponent and take'm to the hole!
::Then the song Cold as Ice started playing, followed by the chant of "What
does every body want!?? What does everybody need!?!" followed by the words
Pipe. Krinveedo ran down the line into the make shift ring and started waving
around his metal pipe.::
Shawn: Hello I'm your anouncer SAL with Garik The Face Loran.
Face: Howdy
Shawn: As usual bringing Krinveedo the Pipe brawler down to 0 wins and 100
losses by being disqualified for having a foregin object in the ring it is
going to be a pretty standard match.
Face: Of course you have to consider Janson's fighting abilty with a blaster.
Shawn: So true.. Wait a second... Both men have foregin objects in the ring!
Face: Abousltely amazing... Janson takes his aim at Wes.
Shawn: Krinveedo goes in for the swing with the pipe.
Face: The stun bolt takes Krinveedo in the chest!
Shawn: The pipe strikes Wes Janson in the head! Both men are down!
Face: Looks like they are going for the ten count.
Shawn: Never in the Rebel Wresteling Federation's history have I ever seen
such a match since... Murov the Mauler versus Chewie the gooie Wookiee, in
the Han Solo belt competition.
Face: I think you screwed up on the pronounceation of his name.
Shawn: Oh well, and that's it both men have been disqualified bringing the
flight belt back to it's original owner The Stone Cold Corellian, Wedge Antilles!
::The Screen shambles as it flashes back to the control board.::
Wedge: What's the RWF and why do I have this sudden urge to start posting
security guards around the hangers?
Wes: If you did that we wouldn't be able to play fing the grease monkey.
Wedge: You still haven't answered my question.
Wes: The answer would be D.
Wedge: D?
Wes: Yes that would be all of the above.
Wedge: I swear I'm going to kick you down a flight of stairs.
Wes: He's rubbing off on you.
Wedge: Oh my god your right... Quickly get me to an isolation booth.
::Camera Flashes back to the Reporter's desk.::
Shawn: ::Slowly coming about, and shakes his head.:: What happened?
Krinveedo: You dozed off... Here have some more caf, heh heh heh. ::Offers
him a cup of caf.::
Shawn: Um.. No thanks, I'd rather just go hit the simulators.
Krinveedo: No I insist you simply must have a cup of Caf, Heh Heh Heh.
Shawn: No thank you! I said! ::he said as he turned and quickly got up running
out of the room.::
Krinveedo: ::He quickly chases after Shawn with a cup of caf.:: Come back
here! Heh Heh Heh.
Kell Tainer: Hello, I'd like to report a chase now in progress of Shawn Lovelett
being chased down by Krinveedo the most annoying Rodian you have ever met
since Greedo. ::Suddenly falls over as he is struck over the head by a metal
pipe by a running Krinveedo.::
Krinveedo: I SAID DRINK THE CAF! Heh Heh Heh.
Shawn: AHHHHHHH!! ::Suddenly runs into a stair well.::
Krinveedo: ::he runs in after Shawn only to be tripped up by Dana and is
sent hurtling down the flight of stairs in pain.:: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Shawn: Whew.. Thanks
Dana: ::Shrugs and simply walks out of the stair well.::
Shawn: ::Looks down at the ground and picks up his commlink and thinks for
a second.:: I wonder.. ::He calls up the last comm number and calls it.::
Tyria: Hello?
Shawn: ::Quickly shuts off the comlink and tosses it down the stair well
shaking his head.:: Poor girl I hope that one day she will have her revenge
on Krinveedo.
Krinveedo: ::From the last rung of the stairs gets hit in the head by the
comlink.:: OUCH!! Heh.......Heh.... Heh
Shawn: He's like a poorly drawn animated holo cartoon....
::The Camera Shuts Down.::
