Psychology Today
By Shawn Lovelett
Voice Over: Welcome to Psychology Today With R2-Q2.....
Brought to you by Rebel Holonews & Wraith Squadron.
"Pretty... What do we blow up first?"
::Fades In::
R2-Q2: ::Bleeps and blops, a mechanical arm holding a pad in one mechanic
hand, while another is writting.::
Krinveedo: ::laying on a simple couch, yawning.:: My first obssesion with
pipes? heh heh heh... Hmm.... I think it all started when I saw someone was
mugged by one. So I told my mother..Hey mom I want to be a pipe welder when
I grow up. She just laughed at me...and patted my head. So I hit her in the
knee with a pipe and knocked her out with a pipe. Heh heh heh.
R2-Q2: ::Is silent for a moment, then screams at him in a wild torrent of
bleeps and blops.::
Krinveedo: What!?!? Heh heh heh... Oh... oh..How I am doing today..Fine I
guess..I just made a lovely song I think you'd enjoy.. OH!!! I've got a lovely
bunch of astromechs... All sitting in a row, blue ones, green ones, and red
ones.
::Is Interuped.::
Wedge: ::Sitting at his main chair, adjusting his data pad.:: We're sorry
to interupt 'Psychology With R2-Q2... But there is a major storm warning
in effect in the Imperial City. Can we switch over to our live feed with
our man on the streets Han Solo?
::Camera switches to a famous scene on Hoth.::
Han Solo: ::Cuts open a creature with a lightsaber and then shuts it down.
He falls forward and says..:: That should do it until I have the shelter
built.. And I thought they smelt bad on the outside. ::The camrea flashes
back out agian to Wedge.::
Wedge: What was that?
Face: ::Handeling the camera shrugs.::
Wedge: Suddenly I don't think anyone is taking me seriously.::Behind him
on a string Lt. Kettech drops down wearing an Imperial Uniform and a blaster.
It has a note attached.::
Face: ::Zooms in on the Note as Wedge ducks, it says.. "This is now the Kettech
Holo News Network, Yub Yub Commander." He then zooms back.::
Wedge: ::He grabs the doll and tugs the rope on the stuffed Ewok and gave
a rough tug. He watched as Wes fell off the top of the set and landed right
on top of his desk.:: Hi Wes.
Wes Janson: Hey Boss... You might be wondering why I'm holding a string to
a stuffed Ewok, and now laying on your desk.
Wedge: Nope
Wes Janson: Really?
Wedge: Really.. I know exactly what you are doing laying on my desk with
a stuffed Ewok you are going to be doing kitchen duty, your children are
even going to have Kitchen duty...Now Wes... Get off my desk. ::He easily
pushed him off, and sat back down again readjusting his uniform.:: Now where
was I?
Kell: ::walks on and hands Wedge a data pad, waves at the camera and then
walks off.::
Wedge: This just in we take you back to... Psychology with R2-Q2 for the
update.. Why me..::He muttered as the camera switched back.::
Myn Donos: I swear Krinveedo get out of that #*$#*$P$ Chair or else!
Krinveedo: Heh heh heh.. I got a pipe right here and I know how to use it!!
Myn Donos: FORGET IT! This is my SESSION TIME NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
Krinveedo: HECK NO! heh heh heh...
Myn Donos: ::Fires the sniper rifle and blow off 60% of the pipe.::
Krinveedo: ::He stares at the burnt end of the pipe.:: Hmmm...Heh heh heh...::He
then raises the pipe like a sword and yells.::RETREAT!!!!! ::And with that
he charges off into the distance out of the room.::
Myn Donos: ::He looks towards R2-Q2 and whispers in disbelievingly.:: Lara?
R2-Q2: ::Bleeps and bloops:: {This is going to be a long session...}
