Your Morale Officers at Work
By Shawn Lovelett
Wedge: Welcome to the yearly Paintball event for the Rebel Holo Newsnetwork.
Shawn: Who are you talking to?
Wedge: um....Nevermind.
Shawn: Great
Wedge: So it'll be the Wraiths Vs. The Rogues.
Ton: Great can we sell Myn to the Rogues for two bottles of corellian ale?
Wedge: That is a good point...
Shawn: What the ale?
Wedge: NO! What team Myn is on.
Krinveedo: Myn is on first? Heh heh heh
Shawn: No Who's on first.
Tycho: Don't even think about starting that. ::Raising the blaster.::
Wedge: So who's team is he on?
Face: ::Shrugs at the sametime as Wedge::
Krinveedo: Ah... Command Decisions at it's best. Heh heh heh.
Shawn: We could decide it the old corellian way.
Krinveedo: What's that? heh heh heh.
Shawn: We all get drunk.
Wedge: I don't think so..Last time you suggested that we all ended up drunk
and had that bar fight with that A-Wing Squadron.
Kell: I still got a scar from that guy's right hook.
Myn: Did have fun though.
Corran: Wasn't my fault...The Wookiee sort of 'fell' on to my knuckles.
Piggy: ::'coughs' Force User 'coughs'::
Wedge: Okay then... Myn your Umpire.
Myn: Goodie..oh goodie.
Krinveedo: HOLY BANTHA SPIT LOOK AT THAT! ::Points in a direction behind
Kell.:: heh heh heh.
Kell: ::Turns quickly to look in that direction.::What where!?!?
Krinveedo: ::Kicks Kell off down a hill.:: heh heh heh, Moron.
Wedge: That does remind me no metal pipes will be allowed!! I'm not going
to have the same incident that happened last time happen again!
Krinveedo: You hit a few people over the head with a pipe and they label
you insane. heh heh heh.
Jaina: ::Messes with Shawn's hair.:: Should have joined the winning team.
Shawn: ::Stands there trying to readjust his hair.:: Dammit..Force users
up the whazoo here.
Ton: We've got a force user too though, even if she can't use it to even
pop open a can.
Tyria.: ::She rolls her eyes.::
Ton: If I had the force you know what I would do with it?
Face: No what?
Ton: Pull clothes off of women.
Shawn: And here I thought it would be the only way you would get a date.
Face & Ton: ::Gives Shawn a double noogie.::
Shawn: ACK!!
Wedge: Do you guys want a crazed Rodian?
Face: No thanks we have our hands filled with Elassar.
Doc: ::Walks on to the field grabbing Ton by one hand and Hobbie by the
other.:: Come on boys I'll teach you something about paintball. ::winks::
Hobbie: Help..
Ton: Shut up... I think we're going to get some help....
Hobbie: With what?
Ton: Your Aim.
Doc: Will you two shut up, trust me I beat out a bunch of rotc guys.
Ton: What's ROTC?
Hobbie: Can we call for help now?
Ton & Hobbie: HELP!!!
Wedge: The game hasn't started yet and both team have lost people.
Face: ::Shrugs:: We win?
Wedge: No you don't win.
Face: ::Shoots Wedge in the chest with a paintball gun at point blank range.::
I win, I'm the highest rank standing.
Wes: Hey I'm a Major what about me!?!
Wraith Squadron: ::Everyone hits Wes with the paintball gun.::
Shawn: We don't like the way you talk.
Wes: Yeah but I have a nice butt right?
Shalla: ::Shoots Wes:: Shut up, We win!
Wedge: DID ANYONE READ THE RULES! ::Screaming at the top of his lungs.::
Runt: We didn't know there were rules.
Elassar: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE THE STARS PREDICT IT!
Shawn: I'll give you stars! ::Slams a chair on the back of Elassar's head.::
Krinveedo: Where did you get that? heh heh heh.
Shawn: Where do you get your pipes?
Krinveedo: Good point, heh heh heh.
Ooryl: ::laughs:: Ooryl thinks that the game is over before it begins.
Wedge: Why do I even try?...
::Two Hours Later During the Match.::
Corran: Okay, okay I have to Guard the flag that isn't too bad I mean..How
hard can guarding a flag can be?
Shawn, Ton, Kell, Piggy, Tyria, and Face: ::They all pop up and shoot a
bunch of shots into Corran.::
Corran: Damn...
Shawn: We win.
Jaina: ::Shoots Shawn in the back.:: Sort of.
Shawn: Damn...
Face: ::Shrugs and grabs the flag::Looks like Rogue Squadron buys the drinks
this time.
-=End=-
