Imperial Holonews Network
By Shawn Lovelett
::Screen Fades In.::
Soontir Fel: I hate to interupt the playing of the Black Bantha starring
Garik Loran. But, allow me to introduce myself, Hello I'm Baron Fel, and
this is response to the "Rebel Propagada" known as Rebel Holo Newsnetwork...
And.. I'm not going to read this trash. ::Stands up and tosses away the papers,
walks out of the office::
Speaker, Iceheart: Send in the clone.
Timmy The Imperial: Hello... My name is Timmy, and I'm an Imperial. Now we'll
be covering the responses to the Rebellion Propganda known as RHN. Can we
please view the footage?
::A Stuffed Ewok is being dragged down a corridor in stun cuffs.::
Timmy The Imperial: We've arrested the Rebellion's greatest Hero.. Lt. Kettech..
And... ::He looks towards the footage and shakes his head.:: Lt. Eckert get
that off the screen!
(Face In Digsguise) Eckert: Yes sir.
::The Image changes to Krinveedo mooning the Camera.::
Timmy The Imperial: As you can see here, the Rodian moon has been compromised
by th.... Who's messing with the equipment!?!?
(Face In Disguise) Eckert: I wouldn't know Sir.
Timmy The Imperial: Moving along.... Let's get an update live on the field
with Baron Phennir.
Baron Phennir: What was that?!? ::Explosions around him.::
Kell: ::In a Imperial uniform running away from a munitions shed.::
Timmy The Imperial: We were just wondering if you could give us an update
on what is going on down there.
Baron Phennir: Well.... We just.. ::The Shed explodes behind him sending
Stormtroopers flying.:: Things are really, really bad here, back to you Timmy.
Iceheart, Speaker: Wrap it up or you'll be going to you know where...
Timmy The Imperial: Well yes... ::Picks up the latest report.:: In latest
news, I was blown apart from the explosive under my desk... Explosive!?!?
::BOOM::
Iceheart, Speaker: Going to need another clone....
(Face in Disguise) Face: We are experiencing technical difficulties and will
be returning you to this poorly scripted holo-film, yet the Actor strived
to over come the oppression that this script pushed upon him.
::Screen shuts off.::
