"...my Ralph's Club Card! Damn right!"

That's damn right. This is where you find the continued exploits of
StuDogg
Mooshimi
Jodaface
&
PootmasterFlex2000
and maybe Sophy, Tep Yo, or B How.

They've been checked out by chicks so far.

    Gandhi (for making it all possible), that dude who killed Hitler (wait, was that Gandhi?), Mike Portnoy for being the best drummer in the world, our women for putting up with our stupidity, and finally Mrs. Dennett, for providing us with the head we ALL needed at some point in our terrible, fruitless existences.