I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them.
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
A blonde walked into a hardware store, picked up the hinges she was looking for, and went to go pay for them.  The clerk asked her,"Need a screw for those hinges?" "No, but how about a blow job for the shovel in the back?"
Another blonde sent a post card home: "Having a wonderful time....Where am I?"
Did you hear about the blonde that was so stupid that she played third string at a car wash?
How is a blonde like a Hairdryer?   Turn her on and she starts to blow.
How is a blonde like a Vaccum Cleaner?  Turn her on and she starts to suck.
How is a blonde like a Light Switch?  Even a six year old can turn her on.
Blonde Medical Terminology : A : Anally -- occurring yearly, Artery -- study of paintings.
Blonde Medical Terminology : B : Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria, Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails, Benign -- what you be after you be eight, Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
Blonde Medical Terminology : C : Caesarian section -- district in Rome, Cat scan -- searching for kitty, Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her, Colic -- sheep dog, Coma -- a punctuation mark, Congenital -- friendly
Blonde Medical Terminology : D : D&C -- where Washington is, Diarrhea -- journal of daily events, Dilate -- to live long
Blonde Medical Terminology : E : Enema -- not a friend
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? - All you can eat under a buck...
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?
Did you hear about the blonde who was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought that a sanitary belt was a shot from a clean whiskey glass?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought that intercourse was a state highway?
Did you hear about the blonde who had more on her body than on her mind?
BLONDE:  "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"MAN:  "It's 3:15."BLONDE: (puzzled look on her face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing,I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
MALE SECRETARY: "Feel free to use my dictaphone."NEW BLONDE EMPLOYEE:  "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else."
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.  The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Confucious say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up
Blonde Medical Terminology : F : Fester -- quicker, Fibula -- a small lie
Blonde Medical Terminology : U : Urine -- opposite of you're out
Blonde Medical Terminology : V : Varicose -- located nearby, Vein -- conceited
Why does a blonde wear panties??     To keep her ankles warm