Music Asylum's Poetry Corner

OK, before you
Bopper magazines for a cheap laugh the other day, and noticed that some poor, pathetic
boppers wrote poetry for their favorite celebrities. So I'm gonna type some of them here for you to laugh at.
And if you think I'm making up any of this crap myself, I have one word...NO!
*OH NO!! I sure hope none of them come after me claiming copyright infringement!!

Nuts Only Over Justin

Justin Timberlake is my guy
When I think of him, my blood skyrockets high
His blue eyes and blond hair I adore
I only wish I could bump into him in the store
I like his big jeans and cool shoes style
I only wish I could hang with him for awhile
He just has the cutest dimples
Every time I see him, my love triples
Oh, Justin is so fine
If he knew me, in five seconds he'd be mine
When I go to his concerts, they are so neat-o
I only wish I could get a better seat-o
But I really don't care, as long as I'm there
To see you and your hot face!
by Stephanie Hayes of Norfolk, VA. Submitted to Teen Beat magazine.

I know you wanna read more, but that's all I got for now! Darn right? Well here go Home.