Maybe You've Been Brainwashed too.....
It's a conspiracy, MAN!!!
A few signs that suggest you MIGHT be a Teeny Bopper
You MIGHT be a Teeny-Bopper IF:
- You've ever referred to yourself as Mrs. Timberlake, Chasez, Bass,
Kirkpatrick, or Fatone, Litrell, Carter, Dourough, Richardson, or McClean
- You can't remember what color your walls are
because of all the posters in your room.
- MTV has threatened you to stop
mailing and calling them to request the new Backstreet Boys Video. Requesting is
fine, as long as you don't do it every 15 minutes.
- When 'N SYNC wasn't
#1 on Total Request, you sent a death threat to Carson Daly.
- Your
parents know every word to every 'N SYNC song.
- Your favorite outfit is the same thing Britney Spears wore in the "...Baby One More Time" video. You even have those little feather things for your hair.
- You've already picked
out your wedding dress for your wedding with one of the guys. "Oh,
Justin will love this baby blue one!"
- You sport your hair in an array
of braids, just like your fave guy Chris!
- You listen to the radio 24/7.
You don't wanna miss ONE time they play any song by *N Sync, Britney Spears, or the Backstreet Boys
- You have 3 or more
VCR tapes filled with their TV appearances.
- You fought with a group of
9-year-olds to get the last copy of last month's BOP magazine.
- You
skipped your own birthday party to stand in line for concert tickets.
- You have anything referring to the Backstreet Boys tattooed somewhere on you.
- You
knocked a guy out once when he referred to them as "N STINK". So what if
it was your dad?
-
You design a whole webpage about them...um, hey, wait
a minute...
- If you tell people you've slept with the whole
group...okay, so maybe it was just because you have BSB bedsheets...
- If you jump on every limo you see in case they might be in it.
If any of these refer to you, you may want to seek help. Don't live in
denial anymore! You're not alone!
Or just Go Home