*N Sync Humor

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N SYNC HUMOR!!!

**Top 10 FUN Things To Do To Get Yourself Kicked out of an *NSYNC concert...**

10. Bring a 40 oz. and down it all so that you don't by any chance act sane
9. Chant, "Yes, yes, yes, here we go! Menudo has got the flow! "
8. When backstage, say, "So, Chris, Joey and Lance -- you must be pretty glad you weren't on that dumb, played out MMC show, huh?"
7. Scream in excrutiating pain, yelling over and over,""That stupid glow stick!! I thought it was cool-aid
6. Scream from the front row, "Dammit, Joey, where the hell are my child support payments?"
5. Whip a bottle of water at Justin's face and see how fast you, your friends and the entire front row gets removed from there! (Never mind the bodyguards -- the whole stadium would beat your ass!
4. Say to the guys, "So, Nick, Brian, Howie, A.J, and ... wait a minute, you're not BSB! Whoops! I'm dreadfully sorry. I seemed to have mistaken you for these 5 other guys from Orlando who sing and made their debut in Europe! My mistake."
3. Find out where Justin parked his Benz and pee on it.
2. Run up to a security guard and slap him
1. Stand up on your chair, lift up your shirt above your head and introduce your "friends" to N Sync(ha ha)

**Frequently Asked Questions About *N Sync...ANSWERED!!**

Q: Where does Lance sleep since his bunk is used mainly for storage space?
A: I'm not sure I want to know--but I hear that he and Chris are good friends!
Q: Why does Lance always look at interviewers like they're all queens of the world?
A: That's easy when you're dating Danielle Fishel.... Matt Pinfield looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar!
Q: What will happen to the guys after the single albums that follow a break up?
Justin-Live at home with his momma.
Joey-Work as stripper at the "Big Superman's House of Luv."
Lance-Sunday school teacher at some small Mississippi town and up marrying some farm girl who'll bear him about 30 kids, that will all be named Lance.
Chris-Have a sex change operation to finally pledge his love to Nick from BSB.
JC-He's just SO destined to become some choir director, its not even funny!
Q: When will Chris discover tweezers?
A: Hopefully before those eyebrows blind him, all I have to say is WHOA MOMMA!

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