Justin's Thug Appeal Outfitters................
Owned and operated by Justin Timberlake of 'N Sync**
Word to all the Fly Honeys and my Homie G's out there. Welcome to Justins Thug Appeal Outfitters. This here store is the bomb-diggity, yo so look around and browse the merchandise if you know what I'm sayin.
- Peace and Hair Grease, JRT Crunk
Free Styler Jeans - Yo, there be enuf room in these pants to fit you and yo' bitch. These be seriously baggin. A phat deal at $ 58.00
Crunk Jersies - Hey' check out these out. Fly Jersies in my favorite, very manly color baby-blue. $36.00 each
Wife Beaters - A Thug's best friend, yo. Layer for x-tra warmth or wear over yo' baggiest jeans. 2 for $25.00
Chains and Medallions - I got two words for you - Accessorize. These be a must wear accessory. Yours for the phat price of $15.00 each. Yo, there be many Crunk styles to chose from. So quit trippin'.
Justin's Ebonic's Dictionary - Yo, Ma, I wrote mahself a book. Learn to talk like yours-truly yo, what homie wouldn't be down wit dat? $12.00 per copy
What the deally yo? You leaving now? Check back often. We get in new phat threads every day! So quit trippin' and visit again soon.
Back to the Teeny Mall or go GO HOME.
*Note- Uh..this is just for the few idiots that have access to the internet, the store is not owned by Justin! This was not written by Justin!! This store does not exisist!! OK? OK.