Joey's Simply Lava Lamps and Perverted Merchandise Mart

Welcome to Joey's Simply Lava Lamps and Perverted Merchandise Mart!!!

A big shout-out to my fellow players, welcome to my humble little establishment. This is the Italian Stallion, better known as Joey Fatone. Sure, I collect Superman crap, but perverted odds and ends are my real bag. Feel free to shop around in here.

Merchandise

• Naked Lady Cards- Impress all your friends at the next poker game or play a nice game of solitaire. $2.00 per deck
  
• Inflatable Dolls- Feeling lonely? Who needs a girl when you have one of these lovies! Choice of redhead, brunette, or blond $15.00 for small, $25.00 for small. Super Deluxe-$40.00
• Lava Lamps A cool accessory. $45.00 ea.
• Books of Dirty Jokes Includes work by George Carlin, Adam Sandler, and many others. Memorize these and make a big impression with the guys. $8.99 softcover,$12.99 hardcover.
• Fake Body Parts, Vomit, and Excretions Price varies depending on body part.
  
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  Or go home