Hop on in y'all!!! It's Brit-Brit's Boutique
Hey y'all! Welcome to my store. It's called, um Britney's Boutique and like, I got the idea for it myself. It was just so much fun and like, you're so sweet for stoppin' by. Feel free and I'll be just over here workin' a boy toy,- I mean my new album. Hee-hee!
Britney's Very Own Tanning Oil - Just what you need to get that wondeful dark orange glow that I luckily have. It has semi-permanent dyes that keeps you looking tan for a long LONG time. Also features moisturizer to give your skin a nice oily shine.$50.00 per bottle
Hit Me Baby One More Tint Hair Color - Like I said, my hair is constanly changing colors. Blond, brown, green - I mean, oopsie. Ignore that. Anyway that's why I formulated these great, gentle hair colors. Comes in "Sometimes I'm Blond", "You Drive Me Cranberry Red", "Soda Pop Sun-In", "Stop- I'm A Brunette" and um, "The Beat Goes Black" and uh a new color "Sing It Strawberry Blond". I made up the names myself too. And don't you hate that pesky curly hair? Don't worry, with the Hit Me Baby One More Tint Line , your hair will always be nice and fried,straight. It was my idea!$15.00 a box
How To Be Like Me - This cleverly titled book is like , written by me! Learn how to Lip-Sync, Pretend to Dance, lie about your age, get away with rape, sleep around with boyband members, and like so much more! It was all my idea!$15.99 per copy
The Totally Britney Plastic Clothes Line - I've been told (to say) that it's the newest wonder fabric- Plastic!! Just ask me, I wear it , it was my idea. Plastic skirts, plastic shirts (no bottom halves of course), plastic tube-tops, plastic pants, anything a gal could ever want!Prices will vary
The Revolutionary Metal Bra- I must confess, I paid for these! And who wants to waste money? Not me, I think! So protect your investment with this product. You won't spring a leak with this.
I can't thank y'all enough for stopping by. Y'all are so sweet, so sweet! Make sure to come again, it was all my idea!!
Back to the mall.
or.....
Are you sick yet? Get out of here!!