Backstreet Boys Humor!!!
Backstreet Boys Humor!! Come on, they're so easy to make fun of!!
Backstreet Boys Humor
Ohmigod, they're back again!!! Run while you still can!!
Song Parodies
All I Am Is Gay
By Howie Dourough(not really, but just pretend *lol)
I don't know what is wrong with my eye
Or whats the problem with my hair
I don't have good taste in clothes
They're all too tight and even the spandex
I don't care 'bout the size of your thing
'Cuz mine is kinda tiny too
I don't know but if I had my pick
I'd go out with the guy who sings PooFoo
Chorus:
But I guess that All I am is Gay
I think it's because Nick prefers me this way
I wish that Brian could be too
Cuz you know, he can be awful cute...
When I talk (When I talk)
No one seems to be listening to one damn word I say
That's okay; It happens every day
Cuz Nicky comes to kiss the hurt away
They all leave
And that's all fine with me
Cuz it means more time alone
Nicky please, get on your knees
I'm asking you to *********************!
Chorus 2X
Hook:
Nicky, I don't want you to
See that Lance any more
Can't you see
You belong to me
Now would you go and shut that door?
Chorus to fade
Why Don't You Give Me a Part
By Kevin Richardson(again,just use your imagination!!)
Not even in the whole CD
Not one damn solo's sung by me
It's so obviously unfair
I've even got the group's best hair
Sometimes I wish I could
Open my mouth
But know it'd get me kicked out
But I wanna sing so bad Johnny
Why don't you give me a part
Why don't you give me a part
Why can't I just sing for once
At least let me sing one small part
Before I sing 'Tearin Up My Heart'
I should've known from the start
The freaking blonde would steal all the parts
And fans, now by the way
I don't all that bad, you should see
Dammit I wanna sing. I can, too
So what is it that's wrong with me
Sometimes I wish I could
Strangle Nick
He can barely even sing, the little prick
But I wish I could so bad
Even though it would make the teenyboppers mad
CHORUS
Johnny Johnny The deal that we had was so wrong
Even Howie's got some solos
Oh Jonny Johnny This really sucks
This crap's actually drawing in bucks
SING CHORUS 2X
**Top 10 Things Said On The Backstreet boys Bus!**Rated R!!!!
This is by my very good friends at Hit Them All One More Time
10. "Nick and Howie, STOP screwing around!"
9. "Brian, you know good and well thats NOT where the broom handle
goes!"
8. AJ: "Okay thats it! If Howie and Brian dont stop making those noises,
I'm gonna say something to them!"
7: Kevin: "Howie, I dont think I like this game anymore!"
6. "Where is that squeeking coming from?!"
5. "No Brian you missed! Thats my belly button!"
4. Nick: "Okay whos got my perfect pink nail polish!"
3. "Okay who farted!?!"
2. "Kevin! Put that away! You could put someones eye out with that
thing!"
1. "Oh come on! Its only weird the first time!"
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