Hey, this is BONEDADDY, and this is my store. As you might know, punk, I like to wear anything that is really weird or something that no one would be caught dead in. That's why I sell Cowboy hats. With the exception of me and most of Texas, no one likes them. If there's one thing I like more than prostitutes, it's cowboy hats. That's why you're gonna look around. GO!
The Classic Leopard Print Stetson- It's all me, baby. Totally BONEDADDY style. $50.00 No sneering at the prices you S.O.B.!!
The Lemon Yellow Millenium Photo Shoot Hat It's part of music prodigy history. I'M the music prodigy, the hat makes history. $30.00
Classic Black- A pimp's bare necessity. $25.00
Snow Leopard Stetson- A great gift for oddballs. $30.00
Alright, enough browsing you loser. You're cramping my style! Remember, the holidays are coming up.. Give the gift of prostitution, and if not that give the gift of hats. Now get out!!
Back for more shopping or go Home.