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*** The Salesman ***
 
 
 
 



 
 
 
 

 

SALESMAN:  Hello?  I know you're in there!  Why don't you come out
so I can show you all these wonderful new products I brought just for you!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

SAM: No Mimi!  Don't answer the door!
SALESMAN:  I've got the all-new ABDO SLIMBO-GYMBO right here just for you!
It's what all the super-chick models are using to shape up - Christie Turkeyton,
Cindy Crowford.  Even that famous actor Steven Seagull!
It's the hottest thing in Tokyo, Paris and London!

 
 
 
 
 

 

SAM:  No Mimi!  Resist!  You can fight it!

 
 
 
   

 



SALESMAN:  Look at some of these amazing results!
SALLY:  No, Mimi!  No!   Resist!

 




SALESMAN:  You know what?  Just for you, Ms. Duckworth,
I'll knock off one whole payment!  
That's three easy payments of only $49.95!







SAM:  Three easy payments of only $49.95 !?!






(SAM CAN'T RESIST.  HE OPENS THE DOOR.)
SALLY:  No,! Sam!  Don't Open the door!!!
SALESMAN:  What color?
 


 
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