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Issues!

I do have issues. Too many. I'm trying to get rid of most of them. The Fantastic Four ones went first. Too wholesome, like Wonder Bread!

I do have heroes, too. Doctor Doom is a man you can admire. He represents active evil leisurely toying with passive good. My Doctor Doom comics are keepers!

I thank you for taking this time to alter your personal value system through the new Subliminal JAVA applications running behind this HTML.

Also, you will note that I have not disclaimed my use of Marvel Comics characters herein. That is simply because, many years ago, God appeared to me in the form of a McDonalds Happy Meal (and He never explained why either!) and gave me Divine Artistic License to do whatever the Hell I feel like doing while I'm visiting Earth. I currently have seized control of Marvel Comics, the United States (excluding Indiana), the Moon, two small brothels in Cuba and the entire Internet. So please don't talk about it, because it's still a secret. (Besides...I'll have your web pages and e-mail accounts wiped zero-kilobyte clean if you do!)