Worth a Thousand

Tim Burton
 Tim perched in a stairwell, looking very much like Waldo.
 Looking oddly like a member of the Beatles.
 He's looking very pretty today.
 Quintessential Burton: rumpled hair, black clothing, and not a smile in sight.
 He's playing hard to get.
 Looking very in control for once. Way to be.
 Hand over mouth again. No, I don't know why it fascinates me so.
 Tim and Danny.
 Cuddling with Lisa. Aww...
 More schnogging with Lisa Marie.
 Making mean faces at the plastic figures is fun.
 You can just hear him quoting Goodfellas in his head.
 I'd snark, but I'm biting back a horrible pun about 'getting head'.
 More blood!
 The real question: which one is the scarecrow?
 Tim really likes those fields.
 They're so cute this doesn't even seem weird.
 There's something eerie about Tim in Maui.
 On the Scissorhands set.
 Tim plays with his stick.
 More Tim/Lisa cuteness.
 Tim and his sanity hat.
 The hand gestures, part 1.
 The hand gestures, part 2.
 Tim and Johnny play nice.
 An unique shirt.
 The camera weighs more than he does.
 Dork.
 Director chic.
 Oh, c'mon, like you wouldn't do this.
 Tim, looking kinda scary and very Chamber.
 Tim, Vincent and Johnny. There's a certain rightness there.
 Damn. He's 14.
 Only directors get to look this cool.
 Tim and his Lisa.
 Yes, he's still a goober.
 But he's a sweetheart of a goober, so it's okay.
 Tim's a pimp, yo.
 More flailing.
 Don't go messing with his woman, foo.
 More of Tim and Johnny. Tim appears to be shrinking.
Waigh. Matching goobers.
 Ridiculously cute.
 More of the Tim prettiness.
 Really working that pillar thing.-
 Worship the apathy.-
 Dorks are hot.-
 In his element.-
 Perhaps one shouldn't refer to Cat Fancy for ways to train an actress.-
 Goobers.-
 An unguarded moment.-
 To paraphrase Bloom County: Well, there goes his nose.-
 Baby!Tim on the set of Batman.-
 Having an overlord moment, apparently.-
 Aww. Goober bonding moment.-
 Working the slacker vibe. Yeah, baby, yeah.-
 Totally outshone by the Martian behind him.-

Danny Elfman
 The Brothers Elfman. If you ignore him, maybe he'll go away...
 The Nuclear Hair.
 Old school Danny. Inhumanly pretty at times. Such as this time.
 And this time.
 A rather muted picture that's only up here because... well. The glasses.
 An artsy shot. He looks almost sane.
 And an artsy shot where he most definitely doesn't.
 From the Gratitude video. Aww, vulnerable Danny...
 Another from Gratitude. Behold the bared throat.
 The 'evil puppet' smile.
 Sex. That's all that needs be said.
 Looking deeply underwhelmed
 Just for a change of pace, sleepy AND underwhelmed.
 At some premiere, with a shit-eating grin, leather trenchcoat and daughter in tow.
 From the same premiere. A sly little smile.
 Same premiere. And he suddenly perks up... run for your lives.
 The I'm cute and harmless look.
 Followed quickly by the too goofy to be threatening look.
 And then, he attacks!
 Fuzzy... oddly pliable...
 Yee.
 The come-hither look.
 Cute and innocent. Let's hear a collective aww...
 All grown up. Let's hear a collective whimper...
 Cute little thing with evil in his eyes.
 Underwhelmed to the point of pain.
 Evil thought on the way.
 Yee, Mach 2.
 More of Danny in leather.
 It's for his hand-eye coordination. No, really!
 You just want to poke his belly.
 I'd love to see him try to get up.
 Hello, foot fetish.
 Evil can be sexy.
 In about two seconds, he's going to yell 'arr!'
 Fear the Elfman.
 Deep in his creative fugue.
 Return of 'yee'.
 Sexy in that dorky science teacher way.
 Danny, redeeming himself for that plaid jacket.
 This should not be attractive.
Daniel and Tim deep in discussion. Perhaps about how ugly that shirt is.
 More of the DannyTim bizarre cuteness.
 Danny in the shadows.
 Danny loves his eyeliner.
 Inexplicable hotness.
 Do not trust this smile.
 Mm. More eyeliner lovin'.
 Just because you can stick your foot near your mouth doesn't mean you should.
 Pretty, pretty.
 Daniel with daughter Mali, looking very smooth.
 There's no point to this other than, yee, fingers.
 He's all teeth and hair.-
 Danny, long-haired and unamused.-
 In the studio with his elder daughter, the mythic Lola.-
 Spazzing out in the midst of No Spill Blood.-
 Lolling hotness, re: above.-
 That poor rubber duck. (Oh, yes, and 'guh'.)-
 Danny, having his own overlord moment.-
 Ahem. You peons may worship me any time now...

Others
 'We Close Our Eyes' single cover. Aww, they're like little angels.
 From Farewell. Danny and John, aka the short ones.
 Y'know, those costumes probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
 In the studio. Why in the hell is John so cute?
 There are no words to describe this, except disturbing. And possibly tutu.
 This unnerves me.
 The group intimidation shot. I think Steve's hair wins.
 Danny and Steve, in the days of the tank top.
 Yeah, John's still cute.
 Reasons not to let Danny play in the studio.
 I see you, you sneaky camera bastard you...
 And for once, it's a shot where nobody looks like a freak...
 Aww, aren't they just precious.
 Poor, poor Warren.
 Danny looking pensive, and Steve's crotch.
 Danny looking vaguely like a Muppet. And more of Steve's crotch.
 Boingo at the House of Blues, making with the good taste in clothes.