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The Official Evil Empire Homepage

This is the offical website of the Evil Empire, Evil Empire, Inc., The Ouiton Hoskins World Domination Home Page, the unoffcial Anti-Posse home page, the unoffcial Anti-Pasta home page and the Betty Crocker fan club home page. Even though many of the groups who share this page are sworn enemies, none of them do anything about it because A) They are too lazy to get another homepage. 2) They are too stupid to realize it. This site has yet to have a purpose (or a porpuse [porpuse is probably spelled wrong]{ha-ha i'm using too many grouping symbols}).

The Evil Empire is the current ruler of the world, but they never will, because they are the world's most bureaucratic organization. They have committees trying to figure out how may commitees they have (not counting sub-commitees). The Evil Empire, Inc. is a branch of the Evil Empire which is solely devoted to promoting Evil Empire Merchandice. (Note: the Evil Empire and Evil Empire,Inc. are enemies of the Posse, but they are also enemies of the Anti-Posse organization. Commitees are still trying to decide who their other enemies are.) The Anti-Posse organization is a loosly thrown together organization who are united only by their hate of the Posse. The Anti- Pasta Organization is a bunch of stupid people who don't know about the Posse, but are just trying to make fun of the Anti-Posse Organization. The Ouiton Hoskins World Domniation group is pretty self-explanitory. (I can't spell.) They also have no members. The Betty Crocker Fan Club's only member is some man who died several years ago.

This website was created by Aaron Burns. He was terribly underpaid.

Last updated: Febuary 30, 1981

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