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Shake Your Booty (terribly)!

We all know the Backstreet Boys dance. How do they dance? Terribly. It's not themselves that is terrible, but it's the moves! No offense to Fatima (their choreographer), but dude, your moves SUCK! Flinging your arms around in an airport isn't exactly what I call dancing. Is clipping your arms on an invisible bar above your head (read: "Everybody" video) supposed to be scary? If you wanted to move your hat from your head to your other hand, must you use your feet? I'm not even going into the fetus positions. THe grapevine is soooo overrated. Must you use it in the above animation? Some of your dancing is cool, and it makes the show awesome (not that it's not already), but, guys, STICK TO SINGING!!!!! If you must do something, do something that can enhance the actual music, not the performance.

I take that back. Your dancing is fine. Keep up the good work! (And for Pete's sake, don't let anyone on the instruments!) If anyone saw the PPV special, you know from experience.

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